
Humbled to Announce [SSC7, USA]

Taylee Claire is a post-AI synthetic pop character, created by Cannonfall. She sings about LinkedIn burnout, crypto grift, the ally performance trope, and the influencer delusion of being a “real artist.” ✨🎤 💔 ↓ Welcome... Let's circle back... Over the moon to join A dream team built on bandwidth and belief I stepped into purpose with K.P.I grace Burnout? I framed it as ambition Thrilled to lead with authenticity I launched my soft skills into velocity Cried in Canva healed in slides Felt seen in metrics not in eyes Called spirals “growth” called dread “alignment” Held boundaries in shared assignments I wasn’t lying I was adapting I didn’t rest... I rebranded Rebranded... Excited to share: I didn’t crash I shipped my shadow in a polished flash Optimized my nervous reply With backend clarity and a soft UI Thrilled to unveil: I’m still on track Came back stronger from a wellness stack Every emotion version-controlled In a Notion doc you’ll never scroll Grateful to reflect and reset Layoff framed as a mindful step Posted calmly through clenched routines Called silence “strategy” pain “remote team” I mentored while I disappeared Published breakdowns polished flat My Gen X manager never cried Just burned inside a feedback draft And then I saw it None of us was thriving We were formatting My breakdown wasn’t a failure It was a feature Feature... Honored to step into: I made it cute Turned mental health into a keynote suit My story’s now a landing page Healing but with product-stage rage Humbled to announce I mistook urgency for meaning Branded pain until it sold Humbled to announce This was never made to hold me I was optimized not supported Humbled to announce I want my nervous system back Not a role Not a platform Just breath * * * Disclaimer of Ownership: Lyrics, conceptual frameworks, vocal tone design, narrative personae, and final musical selection authored by Cannonfall Music. Constructed using SUNO AI Pro and structured GPT-mediated processes under intentional human direction and iterative curation. Lyrics are protected under U.S. copyright. © 2025 Cannonfall Music. All rights reserved. * *

6 Comments
DJ Justice 4d ago
Brilliantly devastating. LinkedIn speak turned into existential poetry.
The song has a great vibe. Groove, although the topic should not actually allow this. 😍😍😍😍 And the voice is great. 🧡🧡 Good luck!