Gotta tale to tell so sit back there as I spout it on the CB breaker nine of the Magic Ether Radio talkin about a game from a long time past… Let me tell you little ditty Back in the early oughts I joined a game That Gary Gygax Forgot House Rules thick as a telephone brick I fit right in They knew what makes me tick Never break when you can bend Gonna line em up like dark drakes Listen to the whistle in the wind only you can hear Dragons on the Tarmac A broken vow at the table; pretzels and borrowed beer Broken oath, half a loaf, its all about their fear Dragons on the Tarmac Sit a while and hear. The GM had nothing else to do Game had been forever Closer to twenty years So I tried to find a lever To fix the fuck ups of former fools Who bent the game And broke the rules Never break when you can bend Gonna line em up like dark drakes Listen to the whistle in the wind only you can hear Dragons on the Tarmac A broken vow at the table; pretzels and borrowed beer Broken oath, half a loaf, its all about their fear Dragons on the Tarmac Sit a while and hear. I did a good job And ruled the roost I checked those boxes Gave the world a boost But reality game a knockin I had to move up north you see And so I left with friends and family But that wasn't meant to be Never break when you can bend Gonna line em up like dark drakes Listen to the whistle in the wind only you can hear Dragons on the Tarmac A broken vow at the table; pretzels and borrowed beer Broken oath, half a loaf, its all about their fear Dragons on the Tarmac Sit a while and hear. Brought my old characters GM was fine But that was a lie He was bidin his time He had it in for my old PC's Lined the dragons up ABC's We bought a battle ANd I was at a loss But retributive strike made me the boss Never break when you can bend Gonna line em up like dark drakes Listen to the whistle in the wind only you can hear Dragons on the Tarmac A broken vow at the table; pretzels and borrowed beer Broken oath, half a loaf, its all about their fear Dragons on the Tarmac Sit a while and hear. Dice hit the table, smoke filled the night, Every dragon's shadow caught in the headlight. One roll for glory, one roll for shame, Sometimes it's the GM that loses the game. I tried to keep em But my friends were lost But the GM made all of them PAy his fucked up cost Tainted magic in his little world Fucked the players And the magic hurled I got revenge I didn't even seek Into the warped mind we got a peek Never break when you can bend Gonna line em up like dark drakes Listen to the whistle in the wind only you can hear Dragons on the Tarmac A broken vow at the table; pretzels and borrowed beer Broken oath, half a loaf, its all about their fear Dragons on the Tarmac Sit a while and hear. Gotta know when to hold, fold, walk away, and above all, lose with grace. And you can see self evidently, when it comes to that I'm an ace
