AI Monday

(Verse 1) Six o’clock already, I don’t need to code, AI took my workload, in productivity mode. Coffee’s warm, slippers comfy, life’s a treat, Algorithm does it better, oh, this is sweet! (Pre-chorus) But deep inside there’s worry, As I lounge here all lazy, This bliss has got me nervous, Cuz soon my boss ain’t hazy. (Chorus) Just another AI Monday, Machines work, and I play, Love it now, but one day, They’ll automate me away, Oh, no, no, no, it’s my last pay! (Verse 2) Mid-morning Netflix binge, reports written by bot, Feeling smug, oh look, it’s lunchtime already hot! Performance review coming, I’ve got zero stress, But boss just bought GPT, now I’m under duress. (Pre-chorus) Funny memes and leisure, Until the joke’s on me, Smiling through my panic, Robots replace my salary. (Chorus) Just another AI Monday, Typing? Nah, that’s passé, Comfy now, but someday, Boss’ll realize my delay, Oh no, no, no, update my résumé! (Bridge) AI’s typing, no typos today, But HR emails coming my way, “Thanks for your years,” they’ll coldly say, “Our bots don’t need PTO or holiday.” (Outro Chorus) Just another AI Monday, Life’s easy, I sway, But dreading that someday, My job drifts away, Oh, no, no, no, not another AI Monday!