Sarcastic Southern Rock – Male Vocals [Intro – Spoken Word, Lazy Blues Guitar] I know not everyone puts swear words in their songs… But honestly, that shit just makes me laugh! Just another day writing songs, doing my thing. Then THIS happens… [Verse 1 – Swaggering Southern Rock] So I’m writing a song, got a few bad words I’m thinking, “Yeah, I like this!” Nothing absurd Put it into Suno, says, “Too many bad words!” I’m like, “What the fuck are you talking about? Have you heard?” [Verse 2 – Building Frustration] I’m like, “Fine, fuckin’ hell!” Removed a few Same shit again! Suno, what the hell’s with you? I’m like, “This is ridiculous!” Remove another two Fuck! SUNO, bend over, I’ve got something for you! [Chorus – Explosive Southern Rock, Sarcastic Gospel Choir] HALLELUJAH! SUNO FOUND THE LORD! Can’t say shit, can’t say fuck, can’t say one more word! I wrote a song, now I’m praying it’ll pass Suno’s going to church, saving my sinful ass! AMEN! AMEN! What the hell is going on? By the time Suno approves it, all my lyrics will be gone! [Verse 3 – Sarcastic, Almost Talking] I removed so many, the song lost its bite Thinking, “Okay, move on, I’ve lost this fight!” Asked ChatGPT to make the art, no problem, it’s done Upload it to Suno, thinking, “Now we’re having fun!” WAIT! WHAT?! “PHOTO CONTAINS UNACCEPTABLE CONTENT!” WHAT THE FUCK?! [Instrumental Break – Dirty Blues Guitar Riff] [Verse 4 – Full Frustration, Sarcastic Delivery] So now my song ain’t even the same I’m so damn mad, gotta give it a new name Suno, you go to church now? Kiss my ass! Gotta change every damn thing just to make it pass! [Chorus – Louder, Full Band and Gospel Choir] HALLELUJAH! SUNO FOUND THE LORD! Can’t say shit, can’t say fuck, can’t say one more word! I wrote a song, now I’m praying it’ll pass Suno’s going to church, saving my sinful ass! AMEN! AMEN! What the hell is going on? By the time Suno approves it, all my lyrics will be gone! [Bridge – Mock Gospel Preacher, Southern Drawl] Brothers and sisters, gather around! There’s a new sheriff in this digital town! No dirty words, no pictures of sin You better confess before you log back in! Can I get an AMEN?! [Gospel Choir – Shouting] AMEN! [Spoken – Sarcastic] Oh, for fuck’s sake! [Final Chorus – Full Southern Rock Explosion] HALLELUJAH! SUNO FOUND THE LORD! Can’t say shit, can’t say fuck, can’t say one more word! I wrote a song, now I’m praying it’ll pass Suno’s going to church, saving my sinful ass! AMEN! AMEN! What the hell is going on? By the time Suno approves it, all my lyrics will be gone! [Outro – Instruments Stop Abruptly] [Spoken – Completely Exasperated] So apparently Suno found Jesus. Good for you, Suno. Now can I have my fucking song back? [Full Gospel Choir – Huge Dramatic Harmony] AAAAAAMEN! [Final Loud Guitar Chord] [Spoken – Quietly] …Watch. Suno’s gonna reject this fucking song too. [End]
