[ (C) 2026 Joseph M Lenard media SEND US FEEDBACK (via CTP Show): https://www.buzzsprout.com/2210487/fan_mail/new - https://tinyurl.com/SubscribeToCTP - CTP Audios: https://tinyurl.com/CTPonBuzzsprout - CTP Videos: https://tinyurl.com/CTPonBITCHUTE - https://tinyurl.com/CTPgear - https://tinyurl.com/JLenardDetroitGear - AI images/videos/audio CTP uses: https://tinyurl.com/GalaxyMagicaAI - https://tinyurl.com/BookPromotionViaFiverr ] [Verse 1] Calendar screaming Fifth of May Group chat blowing “Pull up Ay” Rent just cleared My wallet thin But the homies here So I’m all in (hey!) [Chorus] Cinco de Mayo Guac 'n' roll Avocado prices got me in a hole Chips and salsa Tequila flow One more margarita Let's go Let's go! Cinco de Mayo Guac 'n' roll Pay it on credit Charge my soul Salt on the rim Lose control One more margarita Let's go Let's go! [Verse 2] Card declined on extra cheese Split the bill in broken Spanglish Please Lime wedge stuck on my front tooth grin DJ yelling “Otra vez ” we spin [Bridge] I’ll be broke tomorrow That’s tomorrow’s me Tonight I’m rich in bad decisions Cheap ecstasy Passing around that plastic cup like it’s made of gold “Last round” said three rounds ago [Chorus] Cinco de Mayo Guac 'n' roll Avocado prices got me in a hole Chips and salsa Tequila flow One more margarita Let's go Let's go! Cinco de Mayo Guac 'n' roll Call in sick Blame the cough and cold Salt on the rim Lose control One more margarita Let's go Let's go!
