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[intro: electric musselwhitesque harmonica using amplified gob iron riff, 4 bars, bright & beckoning] all ya gotta do if ya wanna play the blues on a gob iron with mastery's buy unused ten hole diatonic blues harp really quick, that's a wooden combed one wouldn't cha know now son, as we've only begun this less-is-more lesson [electric musselwhitesque harmonica using amplified gob iron fill – 2 bars, mimicking the vocal phrase] [chorus – lift, joyful, sing-it-out] can you while whispering whistle, talk & too sing ? can ya make "tut! dunk! gek! bop! dul! kung! gunk! " effects by drumming tongue tip, tongue front or middle against front of harp comb, or roof before velom, or inner surfaces of upper front teeth above tongue? if yes ya done ! except for bubble gum 'balloons 'and smoke rings blowing and ensuring cheeks bellowing always when playing and of course cupping ya hands [verse 1 – warm, talking-song delivery, like teaching a friend] so dance and nod ya head to increase airflow best this will sharpen phrases as if ya jazz ace, yes? master phrases ' eeyore ' 'ooo wahh' now governor ! they're ya 'bread and butter' along with ' dudula dudula dudula done nutter done nutter [chorus – lift, joyful, sing-it-out] can you while whispering whistle, talk and too sing ? can ya make "tut! dunk! gek! bop! dul! kung! gunk! " effects by drumming tongue tip, tongue front or middle against front of harp comb, or roof before velom, or inner surfaces of upper front teeth above tongue? if yes ya done ! except for bubble gum 'balloons 'and smoke rings blowing and ensuring cheeks bellowing always when playing and of course cupping ya hands [verse 2 – lean in, coloquial & encouraging] all that's left now for me to explain to ya, see's where and how to place hands and shape ya lips human! place first digit at back of top plate with second dropping down harp to meet at back thumb underneath so harp's securely held now lips placement i'll tell [electric musselwhitesque harmonica using amplified gob iron solo break – 8 bars, playful & showy, show-don't-tell moment] [bridge - grinning, knowing, wrap it up] if ya pretend for a moment son that ya blues harp's just a boat at sea that's moved only by waves momentum such that blues harp always stays afloat, yawing, rolling, pitching, but not sunk, waves are actually lips ' puckers ' inner top lip's placed on top plate so that it touches left index on lower plate inner lip's placed so it meets ya left thumb for sex as it's 'french kissing' harp sorta lip blocking's like 'a kiss on cheek' tongue blocking's where tongue dip's down under lower plate so it replaces inner lower lip so holes in comb it can french kiss! [chorus – lift, joyful, sing-it-out] can you while whispering whistle, talk and too sing ? can ya make "tut! dunk! gek! bop! dul! kung! gunk! " effects by drumming tongue tip, tongue front or middle against front of harp comb, or roof before velom, or inner surfaces of upper front teeth above tongue? if yes ya done ! except for bubble gum 'balloons 'and smoke rings blowing and ensuring cheeks bellowing always when playing and of course cupping ya hands [outro – vocal + electric musselwhitesque harmonica using amplified gob iron trading phrases, fade on a laugh] what more now can i tell ya ? as my work here's done fella or lady or whatever i know - ya think i'm clever trevor i kinda so guess, but if ya want to progress master mimicry - god bless ya have been great - i confess ya presence made me feel blessed so i thank ya nonetheless so follow & subscribe ta my boy bluesmandel aka 'delakabozoaka muttly' & me thank ya !