Get Splashed! (The Temple Delve)

bardcore, medieval tavern rock, fantasy metal

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[Verse 1]
Rolled into that temple with our heads held high
Found a door that wouldn't budge, thought we'd have to try
Kirk rolled twenty-eight, Vasuki close behind
But forgot how doors work—now Kirk's the doorstop kind!
[Pre-Chorus]
Purple crystals glowing, corruption in the air
Radiant Sentinel showed up like he didn't have a care
One-shot that crystal—BOOM—the shockwave spread around
While we're standing there like "what just happened" on sacred ground!
[Chorus]
Get splashed! Get divined!
Holy water works just fine!
Get splashed! Get divined!
Healing spells can cure your mind!
We ripped a door right off its frame
Used it like a weapon—ain't that insane?
Get splashed! Get divined!
Left that corruption far behind!
[Verse 2]
Kaluulah cast her cantrip, just a healing splash
Purple void went POOF and turned that skeleton to ash
Well, not to ash—he just got confused
"Where's my boss? What year is this? Why's this temple so abused?"
[Bridge - Spoken/Chanted]
Kirk held the button (for SO long!)
Lever, switch, and mechanism—what could go wrong?
Fire traps and puzzle gates, getting locked in rooms
Ancient architecture and its engineering dooms!
[Verse 3]
Found the murals down below, learned the awful truth
This temple was a lab—supernatural sleuth!
Three artifacts to find, we only got one cup
Two more legendary quests before we're leveled up!
[Chorus]
Get splashed! Get divined!
Holy water works just fine!
Get splashed! Get divined!
Healing spells can cure your mind!
High priest tried to kill us all
Divine Lance and corruption's call
Get splashed! Get divined!
Beat that boss and claimed what's mine!
[Final Verse - Triumphant]
Twenty damage crits, we thought we'd surely die
But Zariel's Force Barrage hit him right between the eyes
Grabbed that chalice, grabbed our loot, two void crystals too
Level three achieved—now what are we gonna do?
[Outro - Big Finish]
Two more artifacts out there (Staff and Codex wait!)
Two more temples full of pain (That's our party's fate!)
Get splashed! Get divined!
Get splashed! Get divined!
GET SPLASHED! GET DIVINED!
(Yeah we're gonna be just fine!)

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[Verse 1] Rolled into that temple with our heads held high Found a door that wouldn't budge, thought we'd have to try Kirk rolled twenty-eight, Vasuki close behind But forgot how doors work—now Kirk's the doorstop kind! [Pre-Chorus] Purple crystals glowing, corruption in the air Radiant Sentinel showed up like he didn't have a care One-shot that crystal—BOOM—the shockwave spread around While we're standing there like "what just happened" on sacred ground! [Chorus] Get splashed! Get divined! Holy water works just fine! Get splashed! Get divined! Healing spells can cure your mind! We ripped a door right off its frame Used it like a weapon—ain't that insane? Get splashed! Get divined! Left that corruption far behind! [Verse 2] Kaluulah cast her cantrip, just a healing splash Purple void went POOF and turned that skeleton to ash Well, not to ash—he just got confused "Where's my boss? What year is this? Why's this temple so abused?" [Bridge - Spoken/Chanted] Kirk held the button (for SO long!) Lever, switch, and mechanism—what could go wrong? Fire traps and puzzle gates, getting locked in rooms Ancient architecture and its engineering dooms! [Verse 3] Found the murals down below, learned the awful truth This temple was a lab—supernatural sleuth! Three artifacts to find, we only got one cup Two more legendary quests before we're leveled up! [Chorus] Get splashed! Get divined! Holy water works just fine! Get splashed! Get divined! Healing spells can cure your mind! High priest tried to kill us all Divine Lance and corruption's call Get splashed! Get divined! Beat that boss and claimed what's mine! [Final Verse - Triumphant] Twenty damage crits, we thought we'd surely die But Zariel's Force Barrage hit him right between the eyes Grabbed that chalice, grabbed our loot, two void crystals too Level three achieved—now what are we gonna do? [Outro - Big Finish] Two more artifacts out there (Staff and Codex wait!) Two more temples full of pain (That's our party's fate!) Get splashed! Get divined! Get splashed! Get divined! GET SPLASHED! GET DIVINED! (Yeah we're gonna be just fine!)

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