[Cold Open | Spoken] (whispered, deadpan) God, I fucking hate everyone. [Verse 1 | bright synths, sparse beat] First bite of this greasy sausage sacrament... Some dick in a Prius with a "Coexist" sticker dent... Decides my lane is his lane now, no signal, no grace— My coffee's on the floor mats, muffin's all over the place. [Pre-Chorus | rhythm constricts, pulsing bass] You're doing forty in a sixty-five. Just blink and breathe and try to stay alive. Your brake lights flicker like a nervous tic. I swear to god you're making me so sick. (abrupt cut) [Chorus – First Hit | huge dance-pop beat drops] Learn to drive, you useless sack of shit! The gas pedal's the one you're supposed to hit! Get off your phone and out of my damn way! I hope you have a truly awful day! [Post-Chorus Hook | beat continues] (rhythmic, choked shouts like a car horn) HEY! HEY! FUCK YOU! HEY! [Verse 2 | full energy, aggressive synth lead] Some kid in a Civic with a spoiler on the back, Blasting TikTok pop-punk, giving everyone a heart attack. He's weaving through the traffic, filming his stupid face— His trust fund paid for the car, but not for time and place. [Chorus – Bigger, More Desperate | harmonies layered] Learn to drive, you useless sack of shit! The gas pedal's the one you're supposed to hit! Get off your phone and out of my damn way! I hope you have a truly awful day! [The Prayer | Bridge | all music cuts to a low, ominous drone] (raw whisper, strained breaths) Okay. Look— Lord, or whoever the fuck is listening... Give me the patience of a saint, or a sniper... (sharp inhale) Just one clear lane... one clear shot... I don't ask for much. Just let this minivan full of morons... find Jesus. (long pause) Immediately. [The False Stop] (Two full beats of absolute silence) [The Revival | Drop | massive, euphoric bubblegum synth drop crashes in] (Shouted, rhythmic) MOVE! GET OUT! (Shouted, rhythmic) MOVE! GET OUT! (Shouted, rhythmic) MOVE! GET OUT! (Shouted, rhythmic) MOVE! [Final Chorus – Full Riot | gang vocals, ad-libs] Learn to drive, you useless sack of shit! (I REALLY MEAN IT!) The gas pedal's the one you're supposed to hit! (JUST FUCKING GO!) Get off your phone and out of my damn way! I hope you have a truly awful day! (HAVE THE WORST DAY!) [Outro] (Music cuts dead) (A single, long, ragged exhale fades to nothing)
