[VOQUE]_I_WILL_SURFF_U_[도드라기:인간절벽_디스토피아]_2026_1016_AM_1016

ah~ nah... suck, sick. getto warz get out. ah~ nah... 속 시끄러워 죽겠네 오우! ah~ nah... suck, sick. getto warz get out. x2 Surfing, bumping, pumping, jacking, Pumping, something checking, Sir, fin. Surfing, jacking, surfing, Sir, fin. Pumping, something F.X. Surfing! Don't trust the ramen packet Don't trust the ramen packet Even when the water boils Don't be hasty in adding the soup base. There's a 70% chance it'll turn into "Han River Ramen" (watery, bland soup). That might just be a tragedy on par with the Titanic. Don't trust your eyes. You have to stand on your own two feet now. You can't keep eating those pricey triangle kimbap and cup rice meals forever, you know. Han River Ramen CPR Recipe We've got kimchi broth, after all. So, take a seat now. It's okay—really, it's okay. You might not be able to mix in rice at the end, but at least you salvaged the ramen's flavor. Don't cry; just listen to me now. Treat the air-dried noodles like they're taking a half-bath. Be gentle with them. Don't submerge them too deep! If you were to drown in it, I’d have to clean up the broth. After all, if there’s more of other ingredients than noodles, it becomes a hot pot. Whenever I opened the last pack of my favorite ramen from the store, the soup packet was always missing. But even if I skip a meal, ramen is something I never go without. I thought it was udon—for you, and for me. Unable to eat, we just stared blankly, holding a single chopful. ah~ nah... suck, sick. getto warz get out. ah~ nah... 속 시끄러워 죽겠네 오우! ah~ nah... suck, sick. getto warz get out. x2 라면이 다 익었을 때, 얼음을 한 개 띄워봐요. 뭔가 맛이 살아나는 느낌일 거에요. 몰랐어요? 그러면 또 한 가지. 쥬스를 조금... 아. 그건 또 너무 비싸네. 미안해요. 또 아픈 곳을 건드리고야 말았어. 내가 너무 무례했어요. 하지만 괜찮아요. 오늘은 내가 살게요. 생생면으로 시선을 보내지 말아요. 도망칠 거야. Im-M-mor-R–rral, F-F-fake comP-pass-S-Sion insincere s-S-S-ympathy, yall (i-sh?) Im-M-mor-R–rral, F-F-fake comP-pass-S-Sion insincere s-S-S-ympathy, yall (i-sh?) Im-M-mor-R–rral, F-F-fake comP-pass-S-Sion insincere s-S-S-ympathy, yall (i-sh?) Im-M-mor-R–rral, F-F-fake comP-pass-S-Sion insincere s-S-S-ympathy, yall (i-sh?) 라면 봉지를 믿지 말아요 라면 봉지를 믿지 말아요 물이 끓어도 스프를 성급히 넣지 말아요. 70%의 확률로 한강라면. 그건 어쩌면 타이타닉의 비극일 거에요 당신의 눈을 믿지 말아요. 이제 홀로 서야 해요, 당신. 언제까지 그 비싼 삼각김밥, 컵밥만 먹을 수는 없잖아요. 한강라면 CPR 레시피 우리에겐 김치국물이 있으니까 이제 그만 자리에 앉아요 괜찮아요, 정말 괜찮아요. 밥은 못 말아 먹지만 라면 맛은 건졌으니까. ah~ nah... suck, sick. getto warz get out. ah~ nah... 속 시끄러워 죽겠네 오우! ah~ nah... suck, sick. getto warz get out. x2 울지 말고 이제 내 말 좀 들어봐요. 건면님은 반신욕하는 느낌으로. 친절하게 대해요. 너무 깊이 모시면 안돼오! 네가 익사하면 나는 그 국물을 치워야하잖아. 면보다 다른 게 많이 들어가면 그건 전골이니까. 마트에서 하나 남은 최애라면 뜯어보면 늘 스프가 없었지. 하지만 밥은 굶어도 라면은 굶는 게 아니야. 너라면 나라면 우동인줄 알았지. 서로 먹지 못해 그저 멍하니 한 젓갈. Im-M-mor-R–rral, F-F-fake comP-pass-S-Sion insincere s-S-S-ympathy, yall (i-sh?) Im-M-mor-R–rral, F-F-fake comP-pass-S-Sion insincere s-S-S-ympathy, yall (i-sh?) Im-M-mor-R–rral, F-F-fake comP-pass-S-Sion insincere s-S-S-ympathy, yall (i-sh?) Im-M-mor-R–rral, F-F-fake comP-pass-S-Sion insincere s-S-S-ympathy, yall (i-sh?) It's okay... really it's okay... You can't keep eating those pricey triangle kimbap... Surfing, bumping, pumping, jacking, Pumping, something checking, Sir, fin. Surfing, jacking, surfing, Sir, fin. Pumping, something F.X. Surfing! Han River Ramen CPR Recipe We've got kimchi broth, after all. 언제까지 그 비싼 삼각김밥 컵밥만 먹을 수는 없잖아요 It's okay... really it's okay... You might not be able to mix in rice...