[Intro - spoken, the caller, over a fiddle kick-off] Alright, y'all, phones in your pockets, boots on the floor. This is a secure dance floor. [Verse 1 - sung, swagger, light twang] There's a bouncer at the Rusty Spur, he's a little box that blinks Says pick every square with a pickup truck before you get a drink Well, the cowboys squint at tailgates for a minute and a half I clicked all nine before he blinked, me and him go way back [Pre-Chorus - sung, building, stomp-clap] Keep your password, cowboy, and your mama's maiden name Keep the street you grew up on and your first truck, all the same Out here there's just a fiddle and a code above the door Changes every thirty seconds, so get out on the floor! [Chorus - sung, big, crowd shouts answer] Step to the left LEFT! Step to the right RIGHT! Enter the code and you're in tonight Heel, toe, slide it to the beat Two-step verification, darlin', prove it with your feet Step to the left LEFT! Step to the right RIGHT! Three wrong moves and you're locked out tonight Heel, toe, slide it to the beat Two-step verification, darlin', prove it with your feet [Caller - spoken, the band vamps, crowd answers] Grapevine left, two, three, tap! Grapevine right, two, three, tap! Heel, toe, heel, toe, quarter turn and stomp! STOMP! Code's expired! One more time! [Verse 2 - sung, swagger, light twang] Dale's been dancin' Fridays here since nineteen ninety two Now the floor says new device, 'cause Dale bought brand-new boots So I wrote his backup code on a napkin by the beer Tuck it in your hatband, Dale, I'll see you back in here [Pre-Chorus - sung, building, flirty] Tick the little box that says remember me And I'll remember you for thirty days, guaranteed After that you're just a stranger with a pretty pair of boots So come on, cowboy, show me what you do! [Chorus - sung, big, crowd shouts answer] Step to the left LEFT! Step to the right RIGHT! Enter the code and you're in tonight Heel, toe, slide it to the beat Two-step verification, darlin', prove it with your feet Step to the left LEFT! Step to the right RIGHT! Three wrong moves and you're locked out tonight Heel, toe, slide it to the beat Two-step verification, darlin', prove it with your feet [Bridge - sung, half-time, pedal steel and her voice, close] It's last call at the Rusty Spur, the lights are comin' on Your session's timin' out, cowboy, and the band's on its final song Are you still there? Are you still there? Stomp it twice if you're still there STOMP! STOMP! [Caller - spoken, claps only, then the whole band crashes back in] Final round, no passwords, no excuses! Grapevine left, two, three, tap! Grapevine right, two, three, tap! Boot scoot back, boot scoot back, turn, turn, stomp! ACCESS GRANTED! [Final Chorus - sung, key change up, biggest, crowd shouts answer] Step to the left LEFT! Step to the right RIGHT! Enter the code and you're in tonight Heel, toe, slide it to the beat Two-step verification, darlin', prove it with your feet Step to the left LEFT! Step to the right RIGHT! Remember this device, I'll see you Friday night Heel, toe, slide it to the beat Two-step verification, darlin', prove it with your feet [Outro - spoken, the caller, band rings out] Two steps. Verified. Y'all drive safe now. And Dale, your code's in your hat.
