[VERSE 1] Let me tell ya a story my Mama told me on her death bed So out of the ordinary This "friendship" she had Judy was a close friend Closer than she needed to be See Mama and Judy had an affair Dad just didn't see He thought they were just besties Spending so much time But while Dad was working Judy was over showing Mama a good time!!! [Chorus] Mama why did you do this ? Live a double life Became Dad's wife Eventually caused him strife But he stayed by your side Even in the end Proving to you he was truly your Motherfucking best Friend. [Verse 2] Mama, you told me you were a tomboy When you were growing up And being a lesbian in those days Was so Goddamn tough But you never acted on your feelings And one day you had met Dad But it seemed so unfair to him That you were only pretending To be his wife for what seemed to be on a whim I often wondered why you both Stayed together for so long Even after Dad came home And caught you both in bed Divorce just wasn't a thing But by then your relationship was.... Dead. [Chorus] Mama why did you do this ? Live a double life Became Dad's wife Eventually caused him strife But he stayed by your side Even in the end Proving to you he was truly your Motherfuckin best Friend. [Guitar solo] [Verse 3] I mean I was such a late bloomer Still livin' at home in my 20's But never saw any affection it was far From good & plenty You told me on your death bed That Dad only ever wanted sex But hell, so did you but he wasn't your type Ya know, what the heck ? I can't offer an ear of sympathy Because you pulled one hell of a ruse And now you are dying of cancer And I finally know the truth But Dad still amazes me, despite a life of shit In sickness and in health is a vow He commits I still love you Mama My best friend till the end It was comforting to see You both make amends Dad's love was pure Even if from one side I think caring for you brought him Great pride [Drum solo] [Chorus] Mama why did you do this ? Live a double life Became Dad's wife Eventually caused him strife But he stayed by your side Even in the end Proving to you he was truly your MOTHERFUCKING BEST FRIEND !!!!!!
