(In Mapton where 'love' is the kids) (When a man gets caught with a girl, here's what they say) When a manager hits your eye like a pizza gate P.I.E. That’s teflukey When the world seems to drag n you're caught out with kids Call stef arnie Alarm bells will ring ting-a-ling-a-ling, ting-a-ling-a-ling And she'll sing "wella youa knowa" As her manager shouts: effing-effing-bent, effing-effing-bent To a gay tarantella face When the star catches luke out just like the pasta Savile Call stef arnie When you're well groomed and travelled with god knows who's kids at your feet You'r stef arnie When you act like a dream but you know you're a nightmare senorita Scuzza me, but you see, back in old Mapton That's teflukey (When a manager hits your eye like a big pizza gate P.I.E. That's teflukey When the world seems to drag n you're caught out with kids Call stef arnie Alarm bells will ring ting-a-ling-a-ling, ting-a-ling-a-ling And she'll sing "wella youa knowa” As her manager shouts effing-effing-bent, effing-effiing-bent To a gay tarantella face, unlucky fella When the star catches luke out just like the pasta Savile Call stef arnie When you're well-groomed and travelled with god knows whose kids at your feet Your stef arnie When you act like a dream, but you know you're a nightmare senorita Scuzza me, but you see, back in old Mapton That's teflukey, Tefluky, thats teflukey
