[intro] Girls in the parking lot, hyped to go Ice cream shop glowing with a wicked glow Halloween decor in a sugar coated show But something in the doorway whispers slow [verse] Manager scooping ice cream wild on the marble Chunks flying sideways like a haunted carnival Girls giggling loud like it’s all normal But my heartbeat thumps in a rising signal [pre chorus] Worker staring at me with a drooling freeze Eyes locked heavy like a creeping disease He leans in slow with a shaky wheeze “Be careful of… BRRAAAAAINNN… freeze…” [chorus] Nope from me, dawg Nope nope from me, dawg I’m not stepping into that midnight slog Everything in that place just feels so wrong Nope from me, dawg Nope nope from me, dawg I’m not tasting anything from that haunted bog I’m out the door before the vibe is gone Nope from me, dawg [post chorus] Girl one says, “Stay” Girl two says, “Play” But I feel the dread sway And I back away [verse] Ice cream dripping like a melting curse Manager scoops harder like the place rehearsed Worker drools more in a creeping burst And the vibe hits wrong like the universe reversed [pre chorus] He leans again with a trembling squeeze Voice dragging out like a haunted breeze “Be careful of… BRRAAAAAINNN… freeze…” And my soul just flees [chorus] Nope from me, dawg Nope nope from me, dawg I’m not stepping into that midnight slog Everything in that place just feels so wrong Nope from me, dawg Nope nope from me, dawg I’m not tasting anything from that haunted bog I’m out the door before the vibe is gone Nope from me, dawg [bridge — rapid rap] I step back quick with the floorboards creaking Ice cream flying like the walls are leaking Manager scooping like a demon speaking Worker drooling like the void is seeking Girls all laughing but the vibe is peaking Halloween lights in a rhythm freaking Marble counter with the shadows sneaking Cold air hits and my pulse is tweaking Brain freeze warning got my instincts shrieking Something in the back room softly creaking Candy corn grin from a mask that’s reeking Pumpkin face tilt with a stare unspeaking Ghost in the freezer with a hand reaching I ain’t staying for a cursed ice treating Nope from me, dawg, and my feet are streaking [chorus] Nope from me, dawg Nope nope from me, dawg I’m not stepping into that midnight slog Everything in that place just feels so wrong Nope from me, dawg Nope nope from me, dawg I’m not tasting anything from that haunted bog I’m out the door before the vibe is gone Nope from me, dawg [outro] I slip into the night as the shadows crawl Ice cream parlor whispers down the hall Don’t know what my friends will do When those ice cream parlor zombies come for you [spoken whisper] Be vigilant my friends, for if you're not careful The creepy crawlies will come for you too
