He showed up fluffy, with a twitchy little nose, Pastel pink jacket and a bowtie full of bows, Left some eggs and waved like a wholesome little guy… Then I swear I saw a menacing look in his eye 👀 (Pre-Chorus) He thumped once… he thumped twice… Why’s he staring at me like I owe him a price? (Chorus) Don’t trust the bunny, he ain’t what he seems, Hiding chocolate eggs and sinister schemes, Floppy ears but a villain in disguise, There’s mischief—and madness—in those big round eyes! (Verse 2) I followed jellybeans down the garden path, Thought it was a game—now I’m bad at math, Eggs started moving… yeah, they rolled away, Pretty sure the bunny planned it all this way 😳 (Pre-Chorus) Carrot crumbs leading under the shed, Hear a tiny voice whisper, “you’re next…” in my head 😅 (Chorus) Don’t trust the bunny, he’s plotting at night, Hopping through shadows, staying out of sight, Cute little tail but he’s up to no good, If you hear a thump… you should run if you could! (Bridge) He knows when you’re sleeping, He knows when you snack, He knows where you hid That last KitKat pack 👀 (Breakdown) Fluff turns fierce when the moon’s in the sky, Those chocolate eggs? Yeah, that’s just a lie… (Final Chorus) Don’t trust the bunny, I’m telling you now, He’s got a master plan and I don’t know how, Next Easter morning if he rings your bell… Just take the eggs… and run like—well… RUN!
