A Harem of Darkness by Madame Euphémie de Sade ....................................................................... LYRICS (Speech) Now follow me and pay attention Class is in Session I will offer you a glimpse in the true nature of this world (Song) Harem Hotel has fallen on hard times. The light has reached almost every crevice. But as long as I still remain The flame of darkness will burn bright Not quite so long ago, this was a place of despair. Darkness and Lust intertwined We had transformations Eliminations And personality loss abound (Speech) No really we had it all (Song) But now look at the seasons Soft hosts and virtuous(ugh) masters Atrociously boring rounds And happy ends! (Chorus) Darkness Bring the Darkness Tenebrae aeternae No more light Darkness A Harem of Darkness Nox umbra Give us a fright! (Song) Oh the culprits of this wretched state of affairs, they are plain to see. The Shars, the Genets Cassandra’s a bore! (Speech) And the less said about Arabella the better (Song) For Sylvia I had high hopes but look what became of that puppet host! I suppose that was a spoiler(chuckle) Back in my day an elimination meant despair! Not washing the masters underwear! No Yuki to be seen Oh it is a tragedy! The masters are another point of contention Nick, Dick, Caleb(x2), Caelan and Franciiiiiiis(yes, I deadname for fun) Jason And Arabella’s precious little golden boy And can somebody please tell me what moron came up with, female maaaaaasters? What a bunch of useless cretins, If I had my way with them, they would all be Steeeeeeeeeeeves! And what of our proud producers? For every Mr. Penguin there are ten Miss Rabbit!(no seriously, they multiply) Now, I won’t say there are no promising acolytes Lucius, my boy you are doing your madre proud Jocelyn, your cruelty has room to grow But for them to reach their true potential, we must snuff out the light! (Chorus) Darkness Bring the Darkness Tenebrae aeternae No more light Darkness A Harem of Darkness Nox umbra Give us a fright! (Song) But never fear, I am here de Sade, Euphemie Enchante! I will steer this sinking ship back on the proper course No more fools or brats When I am done with this season they will be nothing but rats! Sow the seeds of chaos and division Make the contestants fight Bring back the devil! No more seasons of light! The brightest color I want ever see is a dark grey The only wedding I want is red LESBIAN CONVERSION!(oh, that will really tick them off) Throw those useless hosts into a pit of fire-snakes Eliminations guaranteed! Why is a slut like a writing desk? Take a sip from that mug! Did that portrait just blink? I think we all agree this contestant would be better off as a living cock! (Chorus) Darkness Bring the Darkness Tenebrae aeternae No more light Darkness A Harem of Darkness Nox umbra Give us a fright! Darkness Bring the Darkness Tenebrae aeternae No more light Darkness A Harem of Darkness Nox umbra Give us a fright! Darkness! Bring the Darkness! Tenebrae aeternae The absence of light! Darkness A Harem of Darkness Nox umbra The dying of light! (Last verse) Now it’s time to hide in fear, for the reign of de Sade is here! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
