[intro – vocal harmony] Ooooh—doo-wah doo-wah, fix it fast Zing-zap! Tighten that flap [verse 1] The fridge was whinin', the dryer screamed The kettle hissed like a steamin' dream The bathroom door fell off its track And the tiles went crack when I leaned back [pre-chorus] I said, “That’s it! I’m movin’ out!” But then I heard a cheerful shout [chorus] It’s the Fix-O-Matic, rollin’ through With a socket wrench and a bottle of glue It patched my pipes and aligned my door Polished the floor and then fixed more Fix-O-Matic, oh baby it gets it done And it sings while it fixes — just for fun [verse 2] It greased the hinges, rewired the stove Found my keys in a laundry load Straightened that wobbly garden gnome And tuned the bell on the cordless phone [pre-chorus] The geyser’s element? Blown again— But it swapped it out by half past ten [chorus] Yeah the Fix-O-Matic, what a machine With a toolkit heart and a streak of clean It hammered, soldered, clamped, and shined Left the dust but vacuumed my mind Fix-O-Matic, got skills beyond compare It even taught my goldfish to repair [bridge – dreamy] It read the manual… upside down Sanded sadness right off my frown Plugged a leak in the ceiling tile And complimented my dad… in style [break – spoken harmony] "Wanna fix your life?" — "No thanks, just the sink." [final chorus] Fix-O-Matic, you bright chrome star Built me a deck and aligned my car Ran diagnostics on my soul But stopped at “mild emotional toll” Fix-O-Matic, now I sing its praise For fixing my house in seven days [outro – big falsetto harmony stack] Fix-O-Maaa-tic Tighter than new elastic You’re the reason my toaster’s alive And my hope survives
