She’ll be licking salted uhm holes when she comes, (spicy!) She’ll be licking salted uhm holes when she comes She’ll be rimmin’ while she’s grinnin’, Screamin’ “Y’all, the devil’s winnin’!” She’ll be licking salted uhm holes when she comes She’ll be pegging half the townies when she comes, (line up!) She’ll be pegging half the townies when she comes She’ll be thrustin’ in the mayor, Screwin’ justice, truth, and prayer— She’ll be pegging half the townies when she comes We’ll be guzzling lube martinis when she comes, (cheers!) We’ll be guzzling lube martinis when she comes With a cockring in the olives, And no pants to solve our problems— We’ll be guzzling lube martinis when she comes We’ll be bouncin’ on the altar when she comes, (sacrilege!) We’ll be bouncin’ on the altar when she comes As the preacher holds the camera, While she rides that organ stamina— We’ll be bouncin’ on the altar when she comes
