[Intro] (Upbeat 90s Korg M1 piano chords kick in) (Oh-oh, la-da-dee, la-da-da...) (Category is: Final Curtain!) Strike a pose! Work! [Verse 1] The southern belle has left the stage, the spotlight's growing dim No more spinning stories on a political whim The fainting couch is empty now, the makeup's putting on The little spots have scattered, yeah the lady bug is gone! Pack up the pastel suit coats, turn the cameras to the wall We're gathered on the runway just to celebrate the fall! [Chorus] Lady Bug Death Drop! Hit the floor! We're dancing in the sunshine, we don't need him anymore! Joyful, joyful, hear the diva sing The spell is finally broken, let the celebration ring! Lady Bug Death Drop! (Down, down, down!) [Verse 2] He loved to walk the tightrope, he loved to change his mind But now he's left the ballroom and the drama far behind No more clutching pearls at night, no more TV scenes The ultimate retirement for the messy runway queens! We're pouring out the sweet tea, we're kicking up our heels You can't imagine how delicious liberation feels! [Chorus] Lady Bug Death Drop! Hit the floor! We're dancing in the sunshine, we don't need him anymore! Joyful, joyful, hear the diva sing The spell is finally broken, let the celebration ring! Lady Bug Death Drop! (Down, down, down!) [Bridge] (Classic 90s organ solo - heavy house groove) Category is: Gone for good! Serve it! Drop! (Diva ad-lib: Free at last, darling! Free at last!) La-da-dee, la-da-da, let the music play! [Chorus] Lady Bug Death Drop! Hit the floor! We're dancing in the sunshine, we don't need him anymore! Joyful, joyful, hear the diva sing The spell is finally broken, let the celebration ring! Lady Bug Death Drop! (Down, down, down!) [Outro] (Beat starts to fade with heavy handclaps) Tens across the board... She's gone... Lady Bug... Death Drop! Bye-bye! (Final massive piano chord stab
