[Verse 1] Well, I’ve got a cold today, it’s tossing me around, Every time I sneeze, I nearly fall to the ground. So I’ve got a question, friends, before I spread disease - When your nose explodes… how do *you* sneeze? [Pre‑Chorus] I’m not trying to infect you, I’m just curious, you see - ’Cause my “Hatschi!” hits the keyboard and sticks to the screen. “Atchoo!” on the monitor… oh wow, that’s obscene. So tell me, tell me, tell me - what’s your sneeze routine? [Chorus] Do you say *“atchoo!”* in English, or *“¡achís!”* in Spain? Is it *“A psik!”* in Poland when your nose goes insane? Is it *“Eccì!”* in Italia, or *“Hatschi!”* in the land of the Rhine? How do you sneeze in your language? Come on - compare it with mine! [Verse 2] I don’t want to spread my germs, I’m keeping distance, okay? But could you answer this one thing before you run away? If you sneeze in Swahili, Cantonese or Malay - Does it sound like thunder, or a kitten at play? [Bridge (Comedy Section)] Now let’s get ridiculous - fashion‑brand sneeze parade: *“Gucci!”* when I’m classy, *“Chanel!”* when I’m haute, *“Versace!”* when dramatic, *“Bloomingdale’s!”* when I gloat. None of these are real sneezes - but they sure sound bold. If my nose starts sneezing labels… I might be catching gold. [Final Chorus] Do you say *“atchoo!”* in English, or *“¡achís!”* in Spain? Is it *“A psik!”* in Poland when your nose goes insane? Is it *“Eccì!”* in Italia, or *“Hatschi!”* in the land of the Rhine? How do you sneeze in your language? Come on - compare it with mine! [Outro] *“atchoo!”* *“¡achís!”* *“Gucci!”* *“Eccì!”* *“Hatschi!”* *“A psik!”* .... *“Bloomingdale’s!”*
