[ (C) 2026 Joseph M Lenard media SEND US FEEDBACK (via CTP Show): https://www.buzzsprout.com/2210487/fan_mail/new - https://tinyurl.com/SubscribeToCTP - CTP Audios: https://tinyurl.com/CTPonBuzzsprout - CTP Videos: https://tinyurl.com/CTPonBITCHUTE - https://tinyurl.com/CTPgear - https://tinyurl.com/JLenardDetroitGear - AI images/videos/audio CTP uses: https://tinyurl.com/GalaxyMagicaAI - https://tinyurl.com/BookPromotionViaFiverr ] [Verse 1] Scrolling fast, attention gone in seconds flat TikTok brain, Twitter span, can’t handle that Headlines scream, but the truth is buried deep Ten paragraphs down where the lazy never reach They say T-L-D-R like it’s some kind of flex Too stupid to read, too lazy to check Details matter, context matters, facts don’t lie But you’d rather stay ignorant, wonder why [Chorus] T-L-D-R — Too Long Didn’t Read You skipped the truth and swallowed the spin they feed T-L-D-R — Too Lazy to see Now you’re lost in delusion, but that’s on you, not me I ain’t here to spoon-feed the choir I’m here where the lazy hide, setting shit on fire Details matter, context matters, history too If you gloss over it all — that’s on you [Verse 2] I coined it myself — Twitter / TikTok attention span Now even I catch myself saying “damn, this is long, man” But I push through ‘cause I know the devil’s in the details You skip ‘em and you end up believing all the fake headlines I shortened chapters in my books, cut the story lean ‘Cause 99% won’t read if it ain’t short and clean Even wrote a whole C-T-P episode back in December 2025 Called it T-L-D-R — and here we are still barely alive [Chorus] T-L-D-R — Too Long Didn’t Read You skipped the truth and swallowed the spin they feed T-L-D-R — Too Lazy to see Now you’re lost in delusion, but that’s on you, not me I ain’t here to spoon-feed the choir I’m here where the lazy hide, setting shit on fire Details matter, context matters, legalities too If you gloss over the T-O-S language — that’s on you [Bridge] MASS-holes Masses of the asses, clueless and proud Falling for the dumbing down, screaming loud Fake news buries facts ten paragraphs deep While you’re swiping up thinking you’re informed, but you’re asleep You want the bullet points, the 15-second clip But reality don’t come in convenient little strips Trust but verify — Reagan tried to teach But you’d rather stay dumb than practice what you preach [Verse 3 ] This ain’t hate, this is Tough Love, straight no chaser I made this song to be the mirror, not the eraser Even this episode I kept short on purpose So you’d have no excuse — but still some won’t surface Details matter, facts matter, context ties it tight Skip ‘em at your own risk, stay lost in the night From software terms to border fights to welfare lies If you won’t read the fine print — enjoy the surprise [Chorus – Final, bigger] T-L-D-R — Too Long Didn’t Read [can only swallow 200 characters or less] You skipped the truth and swallowed every lie they feed T-L-D-R — Too Lazy to see [prefer a TikTok 30 second short at best] Reality over delusion — that’s the key I ain’t here just for the choir I’m here where the hurt and the lazy hide Details matter — every single line If you won’t read or listen… Then stay blind [Outro] Yeah… T-L-D-R Too Long Didn’t Read But this song’s over now — Still too long for some of y’all, I bet. C-T-P December 2025 — TLDR episode called it first Now it’s a song… ‘cause the crisis only got worse and like CLICK BAIT EVERYWHERE tune outlines observe , take the time absurd, choose reality over delusion. Details matter. Read the damn thing.
