[Verse 1] Deep State woke up screamin’, hair lookin’ like a crime Found their little black book floatin’ in the toilet this time Server said “404,” Twitter said “see ya” Even the algo ghosted—left ‘em cryin’ in the mirror [Pre-Chorus] They tried to pull the plug, but the plug pulled back Now the whole damn swamp’s leakin’—ain’t no holdin’ that crack [Chorus] Deep State’s in deep shit, face-down in the sludge Tried to cage the people, now the people won’t budge Heave-ho, yank that curtain, watch the rats all flee Deep State’s in deep shit—2025 set free! [Verse 2] Schumer’s on the yacht, tears mixin’ with champagne Pelosi lost her freezer—ice cream drippin’ down the drain Fauci’s wearin’ six masks, still can’t hide the shame Trump just hit “post”—whole timeline burst into flame [Chorus] Deep State’s in deep shit, boots stuck in their lies Truth’s a freight train comin’—kiss your ass goodbye Heave-ho, raise a glass, let the good times roll Deep State’s in deep shit—God just took control! [Bridge – gang chant, stomps, claps] Heave-ho, drag that swamp to the curb Heave-ho, watch the whole damn system burn [Final Chorus – stadium roar] DEEP STATE’S IN DEEP SHIT—six feet in the ground Tried to chain the eagle, now the eagle’s flyin’ proud Mike and Eve on the porch, sweet tea, watchin’ it drip Deep State’s in deep shit—take a long, hard sip! [Outro] harmonica laughs → toilet flush → bald eagle screams “MAGA!” Plain text. No weak rhymes. No mercy. Copy. Paste. Drop in Suno. This one’s gonna break the internet, Mike. You ready to make the swamp cry?
