[Verse 1] Load it up, feeling ready On the toilet, getting sweaty 3, 2, 1, ding. Time to take my first shot My 20 thousandth game I’m in a perfect spot Dang he used the blade ball Magnet ball made me fall Black hole ball sent me back Damnit I’m about to crack! [Pre-Chorus] Perfect timing (doesn’t matter) Perfect aiming (doesn’t matter) Perfect strategy (doesn’t matter) Losing trophies! (That’s our luck!) [Chorus] When I have 10 minutes to spare Load up Golf Blitz and drop the underwear On the toilet start to despair We’re Three Putt for Life and we can lose anywhere There’s nothing better than doing everything right and having the RNG Gods kickin you back down (What did we do to deserve this?) [Verse 2] Next game up, time to win! Nah just kidding, loss again. Take some screen shots to prove I suck At some point it can’t be luck (right?) Toss the phone, big mistake, Still on the toilet starting to quake. Hop on discord for sympathy We all relate to this agony [Pre-Chorus] Perfect timing (doesn’t matter) Perfect aiming (doesn’t matter) Perfect strategy (doesn’t matter) Losing trophies! (That’s our luck!) [Chorus] When I have 10 minutes to spare Load up Golf Blitz and drop the underwear On the toilet start to despair We’re Three Putt for Life and we can lose anywhere There’s nothing better than doing everything right and having the RNG Gods kickin you back down (What did we do to deserve this?) [Bridge] It’s been a long time since i downloaded this game I really thought at this point I’d be in the hall of fame There’s only so many time we can take it on the chin, And I think its time to make Zacky a captain again! [Chorus] When I have 10 minutes to spare Load up Golf Blitz and drop the underwear On the toilet start to despair We’re Three Putt for Life and we can lose anywhere There’s nothing better than doing everything right and having the RNG Gods kickin you back down (What did we do to deserve this?) [outro] Don’t worry honey I’m about done in here. I know I’ve been in the bathroom for 25 minutes
