ToiletBrush

“But yeah, you see .... the weird brush there that everyone exposes in their crapper Ah, the b-b-bathroom brush, porcelain throne, Some people think it's decoration, just give it a faraway look. But I brandish it, like a valiant knight, Every time I pass, it's the battle of the mighty! The golden one, the classic one, or the plastic one, There's even a glittery one for fancy parties! The big one, the little one, there are deluxe versions, But they all end up in the dirty ebb. Toilet brush, toilet brush, oh what an accessory, Some snub it, but I put all my hope into it! At every turn, I'm like Zorro in action, Every time I pass by, I make his revolution! Now I feel a bit like Excalibur, When I'm smashing the bowl, just like that, without a hitch. I'm doing circles, twists and turns, No cowardice here, it's my mission! I'll take the black one, ebony style, so chic and intense, Or pink, for a clash, romance effect! When I enter the scene, it's the coup d'éclat, Like Hercules against the hydra of Lerna! Toilet brush, toilet brush, oh what an accessory, Some people snub it, but I put all my hope into it! At every turn, I'm like Zorro in action, Every time I pass by, I make his revolution! Oh the royal brush, with golden sleeves, Like a king's sceptre in the sacred WC. Who knows what she saw, this brave ally? Secrets worthy of the Trojan legend revealed!