Verse 1 Good morning delegates, name tags on Lanyards swinging, coffee gone PowerPoint’s queued, microphones squeal Everyone pretending this is real Pre-Chorus Clear your throat Tap the mic Say the thing They don’t like Chorus Big smelly vagina La-la-la-la-la Big smelly vagina Tra-la-la-la-la Write it in the minutes Sing it in the hall If you say it cheerful enough It means nothing at all Verse 2 Policy subcommittee, break for lunch Someone’s offended, someone’s brunch Talking points printed, tone set mild Nothing scares power like being styled Pre-Chorus Smile wide Don’t look mad Say it like An ad Chorus Big smelly vagina Clap-clap-clap-clap-clap Big smelly vagina Zing-zing-zing-zap-zap If it sounds like nonsense In a happy key Congratulations darling That’s ideology Bridge (spoken, overly chipper) Now everybody together No meaning No context Just vibes Breakdown Chant Big! Smelly! Va-gi-na! (again!) Big! Smelly! Va-gi-na! Final Chorus Big smelly vagina Smile for the press Big smelly vagina Put it on a lanyard, I guess When words turn into confetti And politics into song The joke’s not what we’re saying It’s that we’re singing along Outro La-la-la Motion carried La-la-la Meeting adjourned
