[Intro: Heavy vocal beatboxing, DJ record scratches, followed by an outrageous country yodel] B-b-b-boom, chicka-boom, tss-ka-tss-ka-boom! Wicka-wicka-scratch! Make some musical room! Yodel-ay-ee-ooo! Yodel-ay-ee-eee! Beatbox that rhythm and follow my lead! Boots on the floor, got a beat in my chest, If it sounds a little crazy, then I like it the best! B-b-b-boom, chicka-boom, let that record spin! Yodel-ay-ee-ooo! Let the madness begin! [Verse 1: Playful country rap, beatboxing underneath] Give me a banjo with a bass line bumpin’, A little beatboxing and the whole floor jumpin’. Somebody scratch that vinyl, make it go rewind, I want a musical party that’ll blow my mind! Give me country with a funk and a hip-hop beat, A little honky-tonk mixed with a streetwise heat. Throw some soul in the skillet, let the bluegrass flow, If you think that’s too much, then you don’t know! [Beatbox Break: Rapid vocal percussion, DJ scratches, quick yodel] B-t-k-t-b-boom! Chicka-tss, chicka-tss! Wicka-wicka-wicka! Scratch it like this! Yodel-ay-ee-ooo! Yodel-ay-ee-eee! Brr-ka-ka-boom! That’s the sound of me! [Pre-Chorus: Building rhythm, spoken ad-libs] I don’t need a style, don’t hand me a rule, My playlist’s got a mind of its own, too cool! One minute I’m two-steppin’, next I’m droppin’ a rhyme, Then I’m yodelin’ like I’ve lost my mind! [Chorus: Full country-rap groove, layered beatboxing and scratches] Throw it all in the mix, let the whole thing spin, Put a little country with a hip-hop grin. Beatbox down low, let the DJ scratch, Throw in a yodel and a banjo attack! I like it loud, I like it strange, Musical chaos, rearrange! Don’t put a label on the songs I pick, If it makes me move, I throw it in the mix! [Rhythmically chanted, layered vocals] [Verse 2: Faster country rap, banjo and fiddle, beatboxing underneath] I want a little twang with a funky bass groove, A record scratch that makes the whole room move. A fiddle goin’ wild while the beatbox drops, And a yodel so high that the ceiling pops! You can keep your rules and your musical fence, I like my genres makin’ absolutely no sense. Country rap, funk, soul, give me all that stuff, One more crazy sound? I ain’t had enough! [Beatboxing and Yodeling Break: Beatbox builds, yodel answers each phrase] B-b-b-boom! (Yodel-ay-ee-ooo!) Chicka-tss-ka-tss! (Yodel-ay-ee-eee!) Wicka-wicka-scratch! (Yodel up high!) Beatbox down low while the yodels fly! [Verse 3: Same lead vocalist as previous verses, identical vocal tone and accent, continuous country-rap delivery, beatboxing underneath] Throw in some rock with a honky-tonk swing, A little funk guitar, let the whole thing ring! Somebody’s yodelin’, the DJ’s on attack, The banjo’s goin’ crazy while the beatbox claps! They say, “Pick a genre!” I say, “What for?” I’ve got a dozen more styles waitin’ at the door! If your toes start tappin’ and your head starts to kick, Then you’re caught up in my musical chaos mix! [Bridge: Beatboxing solo, DJ scratches, call-and-response yodeling] Beatbox! (Boom chicka boom!) Scratch that! (Wicka-wicka-whoo!) Country rap! (Ride that beat!) Yodel now! (Up outta your seat!) Brr-ka-tss-ka-boom! Chicka-brr-ka-tss! Yodel-ay-ee-ooo! Now give it a twist! Yodel-ay-ee-eee! Let that high note fly! Beatbox so low while the yodel climbs high! Throw in a little bit of everything And then we SING! [Final Chorus: Full energy, layered vocals, banjo, fiddle, beatboxing and scratches] Throw it all in the mix, let the whole thing spin, Put a little country with a hip-hop grin. Beatbox down low, let the DJ scratch, Throw in a yodel and a banjo attack! I like it loud, I like it strange, Musical chaos, rearrange! Don’t put a label on the songs I pick, If it makes me move, I throw it in the mix! [Rhythmically chanted, layered vocals, building intensity] [Outro: Beatboxing accelerates, record scratches, exaggerated country yodels] B-b-b-boom! Chicka-chicka-scratch! One more yodel for the musical match! Brr-ka-tss-ka-boom! (Yodel-ay-ee-ooo!) Wicka-wicka-scratch! (Yodel-ay-ee-eee!) [Spoken, wildly enthusiastic] This is musical chaos! [Beatboxing kicks back in] [Yodeling explodes over heavy beatboxing and DJ scratches] YODEL-AY-EE-OOOOOO! [Beatbox stop] [Record scratch stop]
