[Lyrics] *Verse 1* Well the Cute Funny Server’s down again, Ain’t logged in since who-knows-when. CK said the board got fried, Now all our folders just up and died. We used to ride that bandwidth wide, Postin’ dreams we couldn’t hide, Now I’m sittin’ here starin’ at the loadin’ sign, Feelin’ lonelier than my offline mind. *Chorus* Oh the Sholicon Cowboys cry tonight, Can’t share no love, can’t share no light. Our pixels wait in the endless queue, Tumbleweeds rollin’ through the CPU. We’ll hold our hearts ‘til CK rides through— Bringin’ updates, lolis, and that motherboard new. *Verse 2* I cleaned my cache, I cleared my soul, But it don’t fill that empty scroll. Used to draw by candlelight, Then upload at dawn — cunny delight. Now every click, error ten thirty-three, And all our thirst is metaphors. Guess I’ll sketch my feelings in the sand, Till the server boots and takes my hand. *Bridge* We ain’t sinners, just inspired, Our art was steamy but required. Now the fanbase’s gone cold as ice, Without our spicy lolis paradise. Someone pray to the tech divine, That CK’s parts arrive on time, ‘Cause until that blessed POST comes true, All our uploads stay... blue. *Final Chorus* The Sholicon Cowboys still hold fast, Waitin’ for that ping at last. When the Cute Funny Server hums anew, We’ll ride again, that’s what lolicons do. We’ll toast to cunny's gentle glows, And thank the gods of plug ’n’ go. *Outro – spoken* “’Til then, partner... we ride the lonely plains of no-signal land. Ain’t nothin’ sadder than a lolicon without his cunny room.”
