[intro: impossible slow-motion yodel solo then dropped into an oscillating yodel chorus. Frog bounce up down background sound effects. Hillbilly bluegrass in the bouncy swamp meets low-pitch yodel vocals down tempo.] [Verse 1: Male 1] Ohhhhhhh!….. I mortgaged mammy’s house But ‘twas nothing but a flop. Pitched me uncles on a big idear But my uncles ain’t got squat. I had a vision truly vivid, my fate it’s destiny But no friends to ask, maybe at last, admit it’s fantasy [Pre-Chorus] Until suddenly How could it be The luck had come my way I finally found A fellowship Me people, I could say Believers filled these shoes before Might today just be my day? Feel me founders, fill up your F F F Come and fill ye round today [Chorus] Founders finding Fools and Funding Futures First its fate! A folly filled with faith embraced Founders finding Fools and Funding Futures First its fate! A folly filled with faith embraced Friends and Fam say nay or couldn’t pay Come now fellow Founders Come and fill ye round today Come now fellow Fools Come now fill a round today [Verse 2: Male 2] Felt forgotten, feeling frail, forgot not but to fail Isolated, blamed, and shamed Was it really meant to be? Is there anyone who hears my name And won’t unsubscribe to me Am I spam oh damn Got no more friends no family Alls I got’s conviction, if you’re listening L F G with me [Pre-Chorus] Cause we found a thousand thousand rounds to fill with bills and gold A fellowship, A folly, want your story to be told [Chorus] Founders finding Fools and Funding Futures First its fate! A folly filled with faith embraced Founders finding Fools and Funding Futures First its fate! A folly filled with faith embraced Friends and Fam say nay or couldn’t pay Come now fellow Founders Come and fill ye round today Come now fellow Fools Come now fill a round today Founders finding Fools and Funding Futures First its fate! A folly filled with faith embraced Founders finding Fools and Funding Futures First its fate! A folly filled with faith embraced Friends and Fam say nay or couldn’t pay Come now fellow Founders Come and fill ye round today Come now fellow Fools Come now fill a round today [Outro: Crowd] FOOLS! FOOLS! FOOLS! FOOLS Come now fellow Fools Come now fill ye round today
