[intro] Well the Headless Horseman honks his horse in traffic, Stuck behind slow moving zombies in a hearse, And the gridlock just drives Nosferatu batty, As the Mummy wonders if his moped's cursed, Line stretches to the Owl Creek Bridge, And they're headed to... Four Seasons of the Witch [verse] They're arriving one by one into the lobby, Well I guess that Jekyll/Hyde he counts as two, And The Bone Collector brings along his hobby, Doorman doesn't find them humerus, his crew. Bolted Creature 'bout to bust a Franken-stitch, Party's poppin' at Four Seasons of the Witch [chorus] Well the ballroom's booming, As they play a dirge, Every monster's moving, With a wicked urge, While the witches cackle, Sippin' potions pink, As the Swamp Thing says, "Can I bayou a drink?" Some may say it's ghoulish, Some may say it's kitsch, But if you're looking for the fright life, Then you'll find it at... Four Seasons of the Witch [verse] DJ Wolfman pumps the bass and spins the vinyl, If you ask him to play Monster Mash he'll growl, Beastly dancing, it's ferocious, purely primal, Freddy Krueger shreds guitar, the ladies howl, Yeah the Ghost in the Machine he starts to glitch, It runs I.T. at... Four Seasons of the Witch [chorus] Well the Bone Band's blaring, As they play a tune, Every monster's scaring, Up a dance of doom, While the witches giggle, Sippin' wicked wine, With a wink and wiggle, Ask "Your broom or mine?" Some may say it's hellish, Some may say it's kitsch, But if you're looking for the fright life, Then you'll find it at... Four Seasons of the Witch [outro] Party animals and cannibals, Cram in the Hellevator, Blackula gets Shafted, Takes the stairs with Terminator, The parties dying down, But then Professor Moriarty, "Room 666 on floor 13, There's a Killer after party!" And the music just woke up The Lich! At... Four Seasons of the Witch Four Seasons of the Witch Four Seasons of the Witch
