Another morning, coffee in my hand, Phones already ringing, got a full game plan. Service drive packed, yeah the line’s a mile long, If you’re gonna survive, better stay headstrong! [Verse 1] Clock hits seven and the gates roll wide, Customers lined up on the passenger side. Oil change, brakes, and a tire that’s flat, “Can you get it done by lunch?”… imagine that! Javier Vasquez, man, he’s leading the race, Number one salesman, always setting the pace. Never needs a coupon, never checks the code, Wrong op code? He’s like, “Let’s hit the road!” Selling maintenance plans like it’s second nature, Walking through the drive like a dealership savior. [Chorus] We’re grinding every day, gotta keep that smile, Walking ten thousand steps every single mile. Phones keep ringing, keys keep flying, Half the customers laughing, half of ‘em sighing. Welcome to the service drive, where the pressure’s real, But we keep those wheels turning, that’s the daily deal! [Verse 2] Now where’d everybody go? I can’t find the crew, Customer’s looking around asking, “Hey, are you…?” One guy ducks behind a lifted Tundra door, Another disappeared through the parts store. “Can somebody greet this Camry pulling in?” Everybody suddenly became invisible again! Master of avoidance with Olympic speed, Leaving all the write-ups for the rest to lead. [Bridge] Smoke break? Yeah, they’ll “be back in five,” Headed to the bunker just to stay alive. Five turns to fifteen, everybody knows, Still talking football while the cigarette glows. Meanwhile I’m juggling three phones and four ROs, Trying to explain why the warranty won’t go. Coffee getting colder, lunch ain’t in sight, But somehow we’re still making everything right. [Final Chorus] Service advisor life, yeah we’re earning our pay, Putting out fires every single day. One-star review ‘cause the A/C was cold, “Salesman said no appointment!”—that’s the story we’re told. Still we’re smiling through the chaos, doing what we do, Keeping customers rolling whether old or new. From first car in the morning till the last one’s gone, Service drive family—we keep rolling on! [Outro] Yeah… Another day, another repair order. Another customer saying, “It’ll only take a minute…” We’ll see you tomorrow morning!
