I’m living with dementia Life’s a grandiose summer cruise Higher prices at the gas pumps Let's take an oval office snooze I’m making up equations A percentage paradigm I got yes men all around me To cover up the crime I don’t know what I’m doing I’m lost and all alone With me in charge, the world is stewing CAN'T TURN THE CAPS OFF ON MY PHONE I’m Donny on Dementia I don’t know where I am A Commander in Absentia My mind is on the lamb Please invoke the 25th Amendment To end this tragic scam We’re trapped in his dementia Like the tankers in Hormuz Kash Patel has lost his marbles Pete Hegseth wants some booze They call me doctor Jesus I think that’s kind of cool The resolute desk Is my safe place Where I scribble and I drool I have no idea what I’m doing You’re all paying a steep price I miss the days when I was screwing Instead of being Jesus Christ I’m Donny on Dementia I don’t know where I am A Commander in Absentia My mind is on the lamb Please invoke the 25th Amendment To end this tragic scam People try to shoot me I'm in the Epstein files Normal thoughts don't suit me I dream of glory and Sieg Heils Phonemic paraphasia I don't know what that is I hate shit holes like Nambia I aced my IQ quiz I'm sleeping till eleven I pace around all night I often think of heaven And flying purple kites I’m Donny on Dementia I don’t know where I am A Commander in Absentia My mind is on the lamb Please invoke the 25th Amendment To end this tragic scam
