Jawbone the donkey here Come and listen to me yarn! I was back home in Bethlehem Chilling in my barn When in comes a pregnant lass On her fella's arm Seems like she's abaat to pop What happened next caused my donkey jaw to drop! The barn lit up there were angels everywhere The next thing I knew the baby was here! Don't ask me how I knew I could tell he was special Something to do with having a little halo! The angels went nuts they were blowing their horns If felt like heaven come down, it was strangely warm! They were yellin 'Unto us a son is given' 'And unto him the government is given!' Turns out someone had heard the mighty din Cos suddenly a bunch of shepherds started coming in! They all came and had a look at the little baby Turns out the parents names were Joseph and Mary! They gave him a present of a lamb so very little It skipped and jumped about and made the baby giggle! I thought perhaps this barn was where they kept their sheep Finding a baby in their manger was a bit of flippin cheek! They didn't seem to mind they were ever so kind But then what happened next blew my tiny donkey mind! Must be something in the hay, in came what looked like Aladdin Along with Ali-baba and I swear it was the Sultan! They got off their flying carpet, turns out they're all rap stars Covered in loads of bling carrying golden bars Not only that they had Chanel No.9 A little puff of that smelt so divine! Also a big pot of something that smelt like whacky baccy I had a sniff of that it left me feeling rather happy! I think they was some form of rap royalty But they came to baby Jesus and all got down on their knees! Seems they'd got a memo it was a baby shower, They gave all the crazy stuff they'd brought to Joseph and Mary! It was such a crazy scene I thought I must be dreaming The other animals were there, the place was teeming! Suddenly a little drummer boy appeared Going para-pa-pum I thought he'd burst my ears! Not only that we now had a whole angel choir! A whole brass section, one or two had a lyre, they're singing While Shepherds watched their flocks by night Angels we have heard on high Sweetly singing o'er the plain And the mountains in reply In excelsis deo, deo! In excelsis deo, deo! Gloria, gloria, gloria Gloria, gloria, gloria Once in Royal David's city Stood a lowly cattle shed Where a mother laid her baby In a manger for his head For unto us a son is born, son is born And the government shall be upon his shoulders And his name shall be called Wonderful counsellor Almighty God Everlasting Father The Prince of Peace Oh come let us adore him Oh come let us adore him Oh come let us adore him Christ the Lord Come to Bethlehem and see Him whose birth the angels sing Come adore on bended knee Christ the Lord the new born king!