Thirty years, same damn drive, Casino lights flash—who’s feelin’ alive? Ultimate poker calls, we throw it all down, Jon’s up a grand, then it’s gone in a round. Benesch rolls up, badge on his chest, Ortman’s here? Well, that’s a damn surprise, I guess. Nate’s had one job since he was twelve, Jon T.’s talkin’ ‘bout high school like we all behave ourselves. [Chorus] Dude, are you peeing on me?! Not again, man, my sheets were clean! I came for golf and beer, not a yellow stream… But DAYPOM lives on in a neon dream! [Verse 2] Whitefish chain, pontoon ride, Sunscreen wars, Andrew’s dead inside. Hates Zorbaz, loathes Moonlite Bay, But somehow he’s back, every damn day. Too many White Claws, we’re feeling the buzz, Poker at midnight—Elo’s out just ‘cause. Hospital runs? Yeah, been there too… Who the hell let Brian drive that golf cart, dude?! [Bridge] One thousand holes at Emily Greens, Hundreds of rounds, still chasin’ dreams. Deacon’s Lodge at twilight glow, Eighteen a year, eight years in a row. Sixteen thousand miles just to meet again, The road to DAYPOM never ends. Ortman prays for rain ‘cause he knows the fate, A golden tradition he’d rather escape. Casino bets, blackjack woes, And someone’s gonna puke before the night even goes. [Final Chorus] Dude, are you peeing on me?! Neon skies, we’re forever free! We raise a glass to the years behind… DAYPOM, my brothers, ‘til the end of time!
