May...be it's because..... ah'm a Londaner... Ah love Londan soooooo May...be it's cos.... I am a Londaner That I fink Sadiq Khan's a right arse-hole... Ah used to drive the jam jar round town, at thirty miles an aar, But wanker Khan's stopped all that, the daft pint-sized Marxist twat. May...be it's cos I'm a Landaner.... That I love Londan sooo, Stappin orf in the East end, For a pint n' a good knees bend But that little Red Khaant, has stopped the Landan that I know, when folk got together, Cockney sparrah, west 'ammer and Jew. Round the Joanna, At the ol' Lord Nelson For a knees up And a bacon butty with sauce We all got Brams and Lizt But would you Adam and Eve it, ratbag Sadiq's turned it... Into a bloody massive Mosque. I used to love seein the Cockney birds in their mini skirts and bouncy thrupny bits, But now its all burkas, dishcloth protests squawking shit, taking hissy fits. Used to love a nice stroll, down the frog and toad, having a yap on the dog an bone, But one of Khan's team will grab it straight from your head, You'll likely end up well brown bread,,, Within the sound of Bo Bells, It's changed into one of Labour's living Hells... Maybe it's because... ah'm A Londoner, I love Landon town, Maybe it's cos ah'm.... a Londoner that I'm FUCKING pissed off with.... that lying Khant the anti-London arse, London Labour surely needs a rocket, right up the Khyber Pass. OR A BOOT IN THE ORQESTRA STOLLS !.
