(Upbeat acoustic guitar and accordion)

[Intro] (Upbeat acoustic guitar and accordion) [Verse 1] [Tempo: Moderate] Kyō mo ore, hazukashii sugata ippai sarasu yo? Kore de ore, machi naka aruiteru n da yo? Hora konna ni moro ni ochinchīn no katachi ga ukiagattete, mokkori a Kō yatte aruku to, mokkori mokkori Dondon ore no hazukashii sugata ga kiroku sarete… hanbai sarechimau… [Chorus 1] [Tempo: Fast] [Yodel / Rapid Vocals] Chinpo・chinpo・chinpo・chinpo・chinpo・chinpo・Ooo! Kintama ga, burun burun yurete, oa, kanjichau… Zubu zubu・basha basha・mokkori mokkori! Isshō, ore ga hentai datte iu koto ga tsuite mawaru yō ni dondon dondon… baramaite hoshii… Hoo… Ooo, Ooo ore no chinpo ga bakuhatsu suru ze! [Verse 2] [Tempo: Moderate] Ore wa, AV danyū. Hentai onanī seinen Akira. Ore ga mukashi tsukiatte ta kareshi wa… ore no koto o… mainichi no yō ni… isu ni shibari tsukete e… Ore wa, Ia! Ima sono kareshi ni kansha shite imasu. Okage de ore wa kō iu… hea hea hea… rippa na, hentai ni naru koto ga dekimashita. …Aaa… [Chorus 2] [Tempo: Fast] [Yodel / Rapid Vocals] Kiitō・kiitō・kiitō・kiitō・kiitō・kiitō・kiitō・kiitō saikō! Hii~・hau~・hii~・hau~・hii~・hau~! Burun burun・gingin・nurunuru・binbin! Totte e? Ore no kono hentai na sugata o totte e. Aa sugoi, hentai, konna hentai na sugata o ore, utsusa rete sugee yo. Aa saikō da yo! [Verse 3] [Tempo: Slow] Shasei ga owattara, ore totan ni shirafu ni modotte… Kōkai shite ‘Aa… mata ore wa bideo ni dechimatta…’ tte omou n da. Sore no kurikaeshi Konna sugata ga shōhin-ka sarete, netto ni demawari… ore wa, kao made sarashita… Ore, hazukashii omoi suru no ga ore no shigoto dakara… konna koto mō, iya de, iya de shō ga nai kedo… hakkiri itte ore kōkai shiteru… Dakedo mō… imasara teokure dakara, ore wa…! Mō kakugo o kimete, isshō, hazukashii omoi o shinagara, ikite iku ze? [Chorus 3] [Tempo: Fast] [Yodel / Big Finish] Chinpo・chinpo・chinpo・chinpo・chinpo・chinpo・Ooo! Ore, hazukashii omoi o suru tame ni umarete kita otoko dakara! Otoko no… onanī wa kyūkyoku no kojin jōhō da ze? Nn, nn, nn, nn, nn, nn, nn, nnnnnn~~~! Kimochii!! Gimojiii! [Outro] Ore no ikizama o, shikkari to… A! Mite kure Ore no ochinchīn ga, bokki shite iku yōsu o, nando mo ripīto shite mite kure. (Sudden end)