[Intro] Yo, check it, whiskers in the harbor! Splash squad, alley cat reporting! [Verse 1] Mittens wore a gold chain made of pasta shells, Strolled down the pier like he owned the hotels. He saw a dolphin doing flips by the boat, Cat yelled, “Nice jump!” then he cleared his throat. Dolphin said, “You fish?” Cat said, “Only tuna,” “Can you swim?” “Not really, but I’m a great crooner.” They bumped fins and paws by the old blue crane, One had nine lives, one had sonar brain. [Chorus] Cat and dolphin, partners in crime, One says “meow,” one clicks in time. From the litter box straight to the bay, Making goofy little waves all day. Cat and dolphin, cool as can be, Paw on the fin, splash next to me. No beef, no drama, just a seaside grin, The strangest little crew is about to begin! [Verse 2] Mittens brought snacks in a lunchbox black, Dolphin brought a squid and a treasure map sack. They cruised past the lighthouse, bobbing with style, Cat wore floaties shaped like a crocodile. A seagull talked tough from a parking-lot sign, “Who’s that land cat?” “That new friend of mine.” Dolphin made a beat with a splash and a squeak, Mittens scratched the rhythm with his left hind feet. [Chorus] Cat and dolphin, partners in crime, One says “meow,” one clicks in time. From the litter box straight to the bay, Making goofy little waves all day. Cat and dolphin, cool as can be, Paw on the fin, splash next to me. No beef, no drama, just a seaside grin, The strangest little crew is about to begin! [Bridge] Mittens said, “Friend, I can’t stay out late, My human fills my bowl at a quarter to eight.” Dolphin said, “Cool, I’ll escort you home,” Then towed the cat in a bubble-shaped throne. They laughed so hard that the moonfish spun, Two oddball pals having double the fun. [Final Chorus] Cat and dolphin, partners in crime, One says “meow,” one clicks in time. When the tide rolls in, they’re ready to play, Trading fishy high-fives at the end of the day. Cat and dolphin, friends for life, No shark-talk, no trouble, no unnecessary strife. From the pier to the sea, let the whole world grin, Mittens and Splash—let the friendship begin! [Outro] Meow-meow, click-click! That’s ocean alley business. Paws up, fins up!
