THE MOUNTAIN DEWTHOLOGY

Fartcore concept album — 12 tracks, each 4-5 minutes of intestinal chaos, Sub-genres rotate per track: sludge-punk, glam-thrash, pop-punk, doom, emo-screamo, swamp-rock, country ballad, power-ballad, hardcore, surf-rock, death metal, and gospel finale, Unified by wet squelch samples, burp percussion, toilet flush rhythms, gang-shouted backing vocals, cowbell cameos, tuba/kazoo/sax solos, male vocal ranging from goblin-whisper to demon-scream, Mr, Bungle meets Gwar meets Weird Al meets a gas station bathroom at 3am, 55 minutes total runtime

glam thrash anthem 155 bpm shredding Hard rock, Heavy metal, Glam metal guitars Hard Rock, Rock, Glam Rock, Heavy Metal wails stadium chorus fist pumping energy hair metal solos whammy bar dives gang chants

pop punk emo screamo tragedy blink 182 meets Alternative Rock, Emo, Pop Punk, Post-Hardcore, Punk Rock whiny nasal vocals breaking into hardcore screams violin swells for emotional damage sad trombone tempo 164 bpm with half time breakdown

swamp rock sludge punk heavy metal, industrial metal, alternative metal meets primus meets a porta potty on fire banjo cameos washboard percussion demonic possession vocals tempo 138 bpm wet gurgle fx

[INTRO — 0:00–0:25] (ocean waves, seagulls, a Taco Bell drive-thru bell, ukulele) "Summer of oh-nine…" "When the world was young…" "And the Baja was BLASTING…" 🌊 [VERSE 1 — 0:25–1:05] It's summer '09 and I'm 14 years old Cruisin' to the Bell like a warrior bold Skateboard under my arm, 5 bucks in my hand About to embark on the BAJA PROMISED LAND! 🏄‍♂️ Ordered a Crunchwrap and a Baja Blast LARGE The cashier said "buddy, are you in CHARGE?" I said "miss, I'm just a kid on a mission" "To taste the TROPICAL citrus transmission!" 🌴 [PRE-CHORUS 1 — 1:05–1:20] 🎵 That first sip hit like a TIDAL WAVE 🎵 🎵 That first sip made me feel SO BRAVE 🎵 🎵 Blue-green liquid from a paradise LAND 🎵 🎵 Made every other soda seem BLAND! 🎵 [CHORUS — 1:20–2:00] 🌊 BAJA! BLAST! FROM THE PAST! 🌊 (SURF'S UP! GUT'S DOWN!) 🌊 THAT TROPICAL BATHROOM FORECAST! 🌊 (HANG TEN! FLUSH AGAIN!) Tasted like the ocean, hit like a WAVE Now I live my life like every day's my LAST! 🏴‍☠️ 🌊 BAJA! BLAST! FROM THE PAAAAAA

country rap hybrid kid rock meets Country, Country Rock, Contemporary Country meets a flaming dumpster twangy guitar riffs trap hi hats banjo drops 140 bpm cowboy hat energy fiddle solos

Hardcore punk with thrash elements, Minor Threat meets Black Flag meets a panic attack, 195 BPM, shouted vocals, breakneck drums, circle-pit energy, no mercy

southern gothic country ballad Country, Rockabilly, Folk, Gospel meets Blues, Jazz, Rock, Folk, Avant-Garde meets the smell of old urinal cakes mournful acoustic guitar harmonica whiskey soaked baritone vocals lonely piano 75 bpm candlelit atmosphere

nu metal Nu Metal, Alternative Metal, Rap Rock meets Nu Metal, Rap Rock, Alternative Metal meets a really bad day detuned 7 string riffs scratching dj samples rap rock verses into screamed choruses 120 bpm early 2000s cringe energy affectionate

death metal with horror movie atmosphere Death Metal, Extreme Metal meets goblin the italian horror band blast beats guttural growls tremolo picked riffs church bells actually terrifying but also about pooping in the dark

epic power ballad Heavy Metal, Power Metal meets Rock, Hard Rock, Glam Rock, Progressive Rock, Heavy Metal meets a cathedral church organ full choir twin guitar harmonies soaring belt vocals 134 bpm with half time doom breakdown 10 second sustained scream

Gospel finale, full gospel choir, Hammond organ, handclaps, tambourine, full church congregation, soaring soul vocals, emotional crescendo, standing ovation finale, key change at 3:00, 90 BPM building to triumph