Epic Misadventures of the Lustful Bard!
Arcade Bard, the unapologetic, perverse storyteller, serenades you with saucy ballads of his wild escapades!
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39 songs
3:35
A Glam Metal track bursting with theatrical flair: blazing electric guitar riffs and flashy drum fills drive the intro, with a bold, anthemic bassline anchoring the verses, Bombastic gang vocals, dramatic synth pads, and soaring lead lines propel a dynamic, spotlight-grabbing chorus
3:53
Opening with a punchy glam metal riff, the track launches into heavy, theatrical drums, layered flashy guitar solos, and lively bass, Verses feature spoken-word delivery with playful background vocal ad-libs, while the chorus explodes into catchy gang shouts, Bridge uses tongue-in-cheek sound effects before a wild outro, ‑obotic vocals, ‑excessive autotune, ‑vocal clipping, ‑glitch artifacts, ‑muddy lowend, ‑overcompression, ‑overprocessed reverb, ‑delay washout, ‑flat dynamics, ‑stale chorus FX, ‑timing drift, ‑synthetic breath artifacts, ‑mono bleed, ‑harsh highend, ‑vocal phasing, ‑frequency masking, ‑metallic resonance, ‑unnatural tuning transitions, ‑distorted stacking, ‑background noise, ‑room hiss, ‑resonance buildup, ‑phase cancellation, ‑pumping artifacts
3:34
Jiggly Thangs!
v4.5
Opening with a punchy glam metal riff, the track launches into heavy, theatrical drums, layered flashy guitar solos, and lively bass, Verses feature spoken-word delivery with playful background vocal ad-libs, while the chorus explodes into catchy gang shouts, Bridge uses tongue-in-cheek sound effects before a wild outro, ‑obotic vocals, ‑excessive autotune, ‑vocal clipping, ‑glitch artifacts, ‑muddy lowend, ‑overcompression, ‑overprocessed reverb, ‑delay washout, ‑flat dynamics, ‑stale chorus FX, ‑timing drift, ‑synthetic breath artifacts, ‑mono bleed, ‑harsh highend, ‑vocal phasing, ‑frequency masking, ‑metallic resonance, ‑unnatural tuning transitions, ‑distorted stacking, ‑background noise, ‑room hiss, ‑resonance buildup, ‑phase cancellation, ‑pumping artifacts
3:19
Opening with a punchy glam metal riff, the track launches into heavy, theatrical drums, layered flashy guitar solos, and lively bass, Verses feature spoken-word delivery with playful background vocal ad-libs, while the chorus explodes into catchy gang shouts, Bridge uses tongue-in-cheek sound effects before a wild outro, ‑obotic vocals, ‑excessive autotune, ‑vocal clipping, ‑glitch artifacts, ‑muddy lowend, ‑overcompression, ‑overprocessed reverb, ‑delay washout, ‑flat dynamics, ‑stale chorus FX, ‑timing drift, ‑synthetic breath artifacts, ‑mono bleed, ‑harsh highend, ‑vocal phasing, ‑frequency masking, ‑metallic resonance, ‑unnatural tuning transitions, ‑distorted stacking, ‑background noise, ‑room hiss, ‑resonance buildup, ‑phase cancellation, ‑pumping artifacts
3:16
Opening with a punchy glam metal riff, the track launches into heavy, theatrical drums, layered flashy guitar solos, and lively bass, Verses feature spoken-word delivery with playful background vocal ad-libs, while the chorus explodes into catchy gang shouts, Bridge uses tongue-in-cheek sound effects before a wild outro, ‑obotic vocals, ‑excessive autotune, ‑vocal clipping, ‑glitch artifacts, ‑muddy lowend, ‑overcompression, ‑overprocessed reverb, ‑delay washout, ‑flat dynamics, ‑stale chorus FX, ‑timing drift, ‑synthetic breath artifacts, ‑mono bleed, ‑harsh highend, ‑vocal phasing, ‑frequency masking, ‑metallic resonance, ‑unnatural tuning transitions, ‑distorted stacking, ‑background noise, ‑room hiss, ‑resonance buildup, ‑phase cancellation, ‑pumping artifacts
2:49
Punchy drums and driving glam metal guitars open with tongue-in-cheek flair, bright synths accent outrageous chord shifts, and slap bass keeps the groove lively, Verses feature playful call-and-response vocals, leading to explosive, anthemic choruses with gang shouts and blistering guitar leads, A wild bridge drops to just cowbell, then unleashes a virtuoso solo before closing with an over-the-top, dramatic hard rock outro
3:06
3:09
3:03
2:53
3:09
2:54
2:47
3:21
3:08
3:48
4:14
Comedy Rock, Hard Rock, Stoner Rock, Metal, Folk Rock, Male Verse, Female Chorus, male vocals, female vocals
3:58
3:15
2:59
3:35
Comedy Rock, Hard Rock, Stoner Rock, Metal, Folk Rock
3:17
4:17
4:54
3:21
Power Metal, Folk Rock, Hard Rock, Heavy Metal, Punk Rock, Musical Theatre with a Comedic Flair
4:07
3:21
Master Baiter!
v3.5
Sea Shanty, Catchy Power Metal, Folk Rock, Hard Rock, Heavy Metal, Punk Rock
4:02
4:00
3:14
3:50
Opening with a punchy glam metal riff, the track launches into heavy, theatrical drums, layered flashy guitar solos, and lively bass, Verses feature spoken-word delivery with playful background vocal ad-libs, while the chorus explodes into catchy gang shouts, Bridge uses tongue-in-cheek sound effects before a wild outro, ‑obotic vocals, ‑excessive autotune, ‑vocal clipping, ‑glitch artifacts, ‑muddy lowend, ‑overcompression, ‑overprocessed reverb, ‑delay washout, ‑flat dynamics, ‑stale chorus FX, ‑timing drift, ‑synthetic breath artifacts, ‑mono bleed, ‑harsh highend, ‑vocal phasing, ‑frequency masking, ‑metallic resonance, ‑unnatural tuning transitions, ‑distorted stacking, ‑background noise, ‑room hiss, ‑resonance buildup, ‑phase cancellation, ‑pumping artifacts
3:55
The track opens with a bold glam rock guitar riff layered over a tight drum groove, joined by twangy steel guitar lines hinting at country rock, Verses feature punchy electric bass and handclaps, while anthemic arena rock choruses soar with stacked gang vocals, explosive drums, and sweeping synths, The bridge spotlights a gritty guitar solo and melodramatic dynamics, building into a final, electrifying full-band outro, ‑obotic vocals, ‑excessive autotune, ‑vocal clipping, ‑glitch artifacts, ‑muddy lowend, ‑overcompression, ‑overprocessed reverb, ‑delay washout, ‑flat dynamics, ‑stale chorus FX, ‑timing drift, ‑synthetic breath artifacts, ‑mono bleed, ‑harsh highend, ‑vocal phasing, ‑frequency masking, ‑metallic resonance, ‑unnatural tuning transitions, ‑distorted stacking, ‑background noise, ‑room hiss, ‑resonance buildup, ‑phase cancellation, ‑pumping artifacts
4:14
NUT BUSTERS!
v4.5+
A dramatic intro with bold synths and funk-infused guitar riffs leads into a propulsive glam metal groove, punctuated by theatrical drum fills and slap bass, Verses layer slick funk rhythms under flamboyant vocals, while explosive choruses feature soaring guitar solos, bold harmonies, and fierce brass stabs, An extended breakdown introduces syncopated rhythms and call-and-response interplay before a grandiose, high-energy finale, ‑robotic vocals, ‑excessive autotune, ‑vocal clipping, ‑glitch artifacts, ‑muddy lowend, ‑overcompression, ‑overprocessed reverb, ‑delay washout, ‑flat dynamics, ‑stale chorus FX, ‑timing drift, ‑synthetic breath artifacts, ‑mono bleed, ‑harsh highend, ‑vocal phasing, ‑frequency masking, ‑metallic resonance, ‑unnatural tuning transitions, ‑distorted stacking, ‑background noise, ‑room hiss, ‑resonance buildup, ‑phase cancellation, ‑pumping artifacts
3:13
Blown by a Jorōgumo
v4.5+
Exploding with glam metal flair, the song opens on a thunderous drum fill and chugging guitar riffs, layered with grandiose synths and bold bass, Verses feature dramatic vocal deliveries and sharp guitar licks, while choruses soar with harmonized gang vocals and blazing solos, The bridge brings in epic, syncopated rhythm changes and a burst of theatrical keys, building to a brash, electrifying finish, ‑obotic vocals, ‑excessive autotune, ‑vocal clipping, ‑glitch artifacts, ‑muddy lowend, ‑overcompression, ‑overprocessed reverb, ‑delay washout, ‑flat dynamics, ‑stale chorus FX, ‑timing drift, ‑synthetic breath artifacts, ‑mono bleed, ‑harsh highend, ‑vocal phasing, ‑frequency masking, ‑metallic resonance, ‑unnatural tuning transitions, ‑distorted stacking, ‑background noise, ‑room hiss, ‑resonance buildup, ‑phase cancellation, ‑pumping artifacts
5:49
License to Cum
v4.5+
A cinematic spy theme built on a foundation of sweeping orchestra: bold, suspenseful brass, lush yet moody strings driving tension, and dramatic percussion with timpani and snare rolls, Sultry, powerful vocals glide over elegant harmonies, layered in a dark, glamorous, mysterious atmosphere with hints of danger
2:44
Blazing out the gate with overdriven glam metal guitar riffs and pounding double kicks, this high-BPM anthem layers theatrical, operatic vocals atop glitchy, chaotic breakcore drums, Choruses soar with anthemic hooks, while hyper-edited vocal chops, pitch-shifted screams, and distorted synth stabs cascade through breakdowns, Rock swagger collides with relentless EDM energy for a wild, catchy, genre-smashing spectacle
4:34
Blazing guitar riffs launch the epic Norse glam metal track, joined by thunderous, double-kick drums and bombastic bass, Powerful, bravado-filled male vocals alternate with comedic storytelling verses, Soaring, chant-heavy choruses burst with background Viking shouts and icy synths, all wrapped in theatrical arena rock flamboyance
5:42
A triumphant glam metal anthem led by a seductive, theatrical bard-singer, The track opens with overdriven arena rock guitars and thunderous drums, dripping with dramatic glam metal flair, A massive Gregorian monk choir, drenched in cathedral reverb, chants in Latin behind him — and responds to his lines in a holy call-and-response ritual, The sound is majestic, absurdly dramatic, epic, and erotically heightened, Choruses explode with soaring stacked harmonies, searing guitar solos like divine lightning, and relentless power metal energy, The atmosphere feels like a cathedral being blessed… or gloriously defiled