this is cooked.

Genre: Lo-fi spoken-word / chill hip-hop parody Mood: darkly funny · sarcastic · explicit · absurd · lazy-cool Voice: deep monotone male, MoistCr1tikal vibe — dry, ironic, detached Tempo: ~70-75 BPM Production: dusty lo-fi beat, warm bass, faint vinyl crackle, low reverb Prompt example: chill lo-fi hip-hop spoken-word song about your cat judging you during sex; MoistCr1tikal slang and sarcasm; rhymed verses; dry deep male voice; slow relaxed tempo; internet-core humor

Genre: Lo-fi spoken-word / chill hip-hop parody Mood: darkly funny · sarcastic · explicit · absurd · lazy-cool Voice: deep monotone male, MoistCr1tikal vibe — dry, ironic, detached Tempo: ~70-75 BPM Production: dusty lo-fi beat, warm bass, faint vinyl crackle, low reverb Prompt example: chill lo-fi hip-hop spoken-word song about your cat judging you during sex; MoistCr1tikal slang and sarcasm; rhymed verses; dry deep male voice; slow relaxed tempo; internet-core humor

deadpan lo-fi spoken-rap, Moist-style sarcasm, punchy meme humor, accusatory second-person; dusty drums, warm sub-bass, lots of space for punchlines; ~72 BPM; deep monotone male voice; tight end-rhymes; comedic call-and-response in chorus

Dark deadpan corporate electro-punk, sarcastic male monotone vocal, lazy cool antihero narrator, explicit vulgar roast lyrics, dry ironic delivery, minimal dirty synth bass, office noir, corrupt security satire, glass room tension, copier clicks, fluorescent hum, viral chant chorus, spoken-sung verses, cold detached swagger, 94 BPM, minor key, no cheerful pop, no belting, no EDM drop, ‑no synths, ‑no guitars, ‑no pop chorus, ‑no brass, ‑no trumpets