Home for the Howlidays
Funny Christmas music to break your mind, your traditions, and the fourth wall. Laugh with the whole family together. You deserve it--you're a human trying to survive Christmas ridonculousness.
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20 songs
2:37
Comedic country-bluegrass, fast-rhythm hootenanny style, banjo-heavy arrangement, washboard percussion, playful male vocal with folksy twang, silly backwoods vibe, toe-tapping stomp-and-clap energy, barn-dance excitement, tight bluegrass harmonies, ”
3:14
fast tempo, twangy male cowboy vocals with harmonies, 130 bpm, country
2:19
2:28
Beatboxing a cappella K-pop, with a surprise dubstep riff in middle and climax
1:55
3:12
Rhythm and blues, jump blues, boogie-woogie, and swing, Male vintage cabaret vocalist
2:26
Spy Jazz, Cinematic Soul/Funk, and Trip Hop rap with record scratching, Male vocalist and female vocalist duo in a battle rap
2:27
Botswana street children singing, with clasps and stomps, Also includes German polka and a mariachi band, But keep the music itself simple, so it’s mostly voices doing the instrumentation, with parts, harmony, rounds, and fugue
0:58
1:26
Huge children's choir singing the refrain, "Fa la la la la" and different solos of very young children (toddlers) singing the lyrics, The only instruments in the piece should be an Otamatone, kalimba, and kazoo
3:54
Sweltering smooth female Vintage cabaret retro jazzy soul vocalist, with soulful riffs and thoughtful ornamentation, Slow, romantic swing, Emotionally dynamic, almost weepy, ethereal
3:33
Spy-fi movie epic soundtrack with a blend of Jazz, retro street music, and upbeat rap, for a superhero movie and full symphonic retro orchestration
2:38
Annoying toddler boy voice singing a subverted rhyme with an old-timey pizzicato honky tonk piano accompaniment
2:59
style: urgent newsroom musical, dramatic news jingle undertones, escalating tension, clear rhythm, add subtle jingle bells that increase each chorus
3:09
gentle, male and female vocals, ballad, piano ballad, children's choir
3:42
Male Contrabass basso profondo bass vocalists singing folk labor coal minor style with deep bass drum in a solid (coal hammering) rhythm, Bass choir in background singing low, soulful “Mmmmmmmm!” And clapping sometimes
3:54
Retro crooner swinging style, with male crooner vocalist
2:32
Big Christmas choir, with full symphonic orchestra, Choir should start simple and get more complicated each verse, with rounds, complex harmonies, staccato shouts, and clasps and stomps
3:09
2:59
An old-timey radio-show style song by a male tenor opera vocalist with strong vibrato and operatic style, Much vibrato