Tone-Deaf Song.

A serious yet unintentionally funny male remake, The singer tries very hard to sound emotional, but he sings almost entirely in one note — monotone, flat melody range, and slightly behind the beat, His voice cracks on high notes he can’t reach, and his phrasing feels awkward but sincere, like a man pouring his heart out at karaoke, Keep the vocal front and dry with minimal reverb; let every breath, strain, and hesitation be clearly heard, The performance should sound heartfelt but painfully awkward, as if he truly believes he’s delivering a masterpiece, Arrangement: simple piano and soft strings with a loose tempo, slightly uneven dynamics, like an old sentimental TV performance, Mood: tragic, sincere, and comically human, Tempo: 72 BPM | Key: C Major (lowered for male voice), Vocal Style: monotone delivery with emotional exaggeration, narrow pitch range, offbeat timing, and unsteady tone

Genre: Comedy Punk Rock | Tempo: 120 BPM Mood: Overconfident but hilariously bad; passionate and off-pitch in every way, Vocal Style: Male vocal — sings almost on one single pitch (flat monotone) the whole time, Sounds like he thinks he’s singing a melody but stays on one note, Constantly off-beat, awkward timing, random yelling, forced vibrato, Sometimes half-speaking, half-shouting, with unintentional pitch wobble, Add small random jumps in pitch, but never actually “in key, ” Emotion: Overly dramatic and passionate — completely unaware he’s tone-deaf, Band Arrangement: Garage punk band with fast drums, distorted guitars, chaotic bass, Keep energy high but let rhythm feel messy, slightly out of sync with vocal, Add feedback, random drum fills, and comedic punk chaos

Deadpan spoken-word comedy song, monotone talk-singing, anti-melody, intentionally off-key, low-effort vocal delivery, Korean spoken pop parody, dry humor, winter daily-life satire Tempo / Rhythm Slow to mid-tempo (70–90 BPM), loose timing, slightly late entrances, no clear melodic arc, rhythm feels lazy and dragging Vocal Direction (VERY IMPORTANT) Main vocal is intentionally bad at singing Almost no pitch control, flat monotone voice Frequent talk-singing and pure speaking Spoken parts sound exhausted, defeated, and emotionally drained Add audible sighs, breath noises, and short pauses Voice sounds like a tired office worker complaining to themselves No vibrato, no vocal power, no emotional singing technique If melody appears, immediately collapse back into speaking Hard Constraints (Important) Do NOT make the singer sound skilled Do NOT add strong melody Do NOT make it emotional or beautiful Prioritize spoken delivery over singing Maintain monotone and exhaustion throughout song