HARD REBOOT (The Series!)

Craft a high-energy, absurdist tech-disco rock track centered around a deadpan, charismatic baritone vocalist who narrates the scene with ironic detachment over a foundation of driving surf-rock guitar riffs and a pulsing, four-on-the-floor synthetic beat, The lyrics describe a chaotic, state-of-the-art aquatic data center rave where sophisticated bio-mechanical marine life—like lobsters with hydraulic claws and jellyfish running on glitchy mesh networks—malfunction and perform absurd, robotic dance moves, The production is sleek and hyper-modern, layered with vocoder harmonies, deep synth basslines, the sound of digital artifacts, server fans whirring, and error message alerts, all building to a frenetic climax of crashing sonic waves, system overload sirens, and a final, shouted command to initiate a hard reboot

Craft a high-energy, absurdist tech-disco rock track centered around a deadpan, charismatic baritone vocalist who narrates the scene with ironic detachment over a foundation of driving surf-rock guitar riffs and a pulsing, four-on-the-floor synthetic beat, The lyrics describe a chaotic, state-of-the-art aquatic data center rave where sophisticated bio-mechanical marine life—like lobsters with hydraulic claws and jellyfish running on glitchy mesh networks—malfunction and perform absurd, robotic dance moves, The production is sleek and hyper-modern, layered with vocoder harmonies, deep synth basslines, the sound of digital artifacts, server fans whirring, and error message alerts, all building to a frenetic climax of crashing sonic waves, system overload sirens, and a final, shouted command to initiate a hard reboot