Me First Gimme Beers

When I was in elementary school, during choir practice, the teacher frowned and made everyone sing one at a time. When it was my turn, she spat, “Of course it was you,” looking completely satisfied. Set free from the prison of being tone-deaf by Suno, I write songs for anyone who made it through a long day without becoming one bit better than they were yesterday. Hey! If you could take a time machine back to yesterday, are you trying to clean it all up? You don’t get it. Do the exact same dumb things yesterday-you did, and get yelled at all over again!