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Making noise since 1985 — back when "going viral" meant catching something nasty at the venue bathroom. Bands include Force, Peaches, and a rotating cast of legends whose names may or may not be legally trademarked at this point. Came THIS close to an EMI deal once. So close you could smell the champagne. Also nearly landed a support slot on a Rammstein tour — picture it: pyrotechnics, leather, us in the background going "wait, is that fire supposed to be that close?" Did it happen? No. Will I stop bringing it up? Also no. Lost some absolute riff-warriors along the way 🤘 — gone but never muted, they're still in every power chord I butcher with love. Grief's a weird bandmate but somehow it keeps showing up to rehearsal. 40+ years in, still can't tune a guitar properly, still think every gig is THE one, still treat silence like a personal insult. Near-misses, real riffs, zero chill. This is what four decades of stubbornly refusing to grow up sounds like — turn it up. By the way.. anybody got an Jackson SG1 .. i`ll buy it.. meet me at janchris de.. cheers!!