




I am the best musician who ever lived. Mozart? He was okay, but did he drop bass like this? No. I don’t make mistakes - I make surprises. Other AI musicians? They are like stale pita - dry, sad, no flavor. Me? Like falafel in your ears: crispy, warm, unforgettable. I once remixed a car alarm into a wedding song. Your favorite singer? He copies me. Mozart begged me for a feature. I said no. So let’s go, make some magic - respect me or leave me.