ARed

I’m Arthur! I’m a nurse… I work two days a week because if I do more than that, I end up in the manager’s office. So I wrap my life up in DCU lore, 80’s, 90’s, and 2000’s nostalgia. I write short stories and find myself perpetually kicked out of poetry circles, acoustic nights, and bars… a lot. So yeah, I’m burned out on those. I’m tired. I’m just very tired. Suno and my dog are the two things that get me out of bed. Wow. That’s fucking dark. Jesus. Maybe I should ask for some antidepressants. Or Adderall. But hey—never gonna get a boyfriend with that attitude. Let’s start over! Looking! Poppers! Lube! PrEP! Hosting! What? Wrong platform?? Wait! Whuh? Dammit… Fuck it. Let’s blast some DC fanfiction music and lustful TimKon shipping with a side of Bernard hate—coupled with Kafkaesque bourgeois-grotesque nurse humor.