[Instrumental Intro] [Whistle] Oooh oooh [A Sassy, Drunken, Social-Media-Obsessed Pop Anthem] (Verse 1 – Playful, Drunk, Full of Attitude) Stumbled out the bar, feelin’ real nice, Lost my left shoe but I found some fries. Looked at my phone, screen too bright, Then I saw gold—wait, is that right? A pot just chillin’ in the street, Shinin’ like it’s beggin’ for me to keep. Took a quick pic, and hit that pose, "Guess who's rich?" Post, post, post! (This is bout to go viral) (Pre-Chorus – Sassy, Laughing at the Threat) Then I hear this tiny shout, Turn around—what’s this about? Little man, red in the face, Sayin’, "Give it back!" I said, "No way!" And hit him with the mace. Aaaah (Chorus – Big, Catchy, Ultimate Power Move) Leprechaun's gold, now it’s mine! Oooh oooh #Feelin’ famous, feelin’ fine! Oooh oooh Try and take it? Dude, don't lie— (Oooh oooh) The gold gave me power, now I can fly! (Whooo!) "Hey little man, you wish you were bigger, But let’s be clear, I’m the real gold digger… ewww not that kind. Haha. [Whistle] (Verse 2 – Getting Cockier, Realizing Her Power) Phone blowin’ up, DMs insane, "Girl, where you at?!" I can’t explain. Hands start glowin’, I jump too high, Oh my god—I touched the sky! Greeny's mad, stompin’ around, Throwin’ spells, but I won’t back down. Little man’s yellin’, losin’ control, Sorry, shorty, this is my gold! (Bridge – Big Beat, Celtic Vibes, Power Flex) I don’t need luck, I got the glow, Check my stats, I steal the show! Try to chase? Try to fight? Honey, I got WiFi, get out my sight! (Chorus – Loud, Victorious, Full-On Pop Queen Mode) Leprechaun's gold, now it’s mine! Oooh oooh #Feelin’ famous, feelin’ fine! Oooh oooh Try and take it? Dude, don't lie— (Oooh oooh) The gold gave me power, now I can fly! (Whooo!) (Oops, I'm magic now haha) "Hey little man, you wish you were bigger, But let’s be clear, I’m the real gold digger… ewww not that kind. Haha. [Whistle] (Outro – Ultimate Power Move, Unapologetic, Gen Z Flex) (Huh?) He grabbed my leg—oh, that’s bold, Guess he still thinks he owns this gold. I sighed, stretched, took my aim, Wound my foot back—boy, this ain't your day… YEEET!! - sent him flyin’ outta sight, Landed somewhere? Hope he’s alright… (LOL, not really). Started broke, now I’m elite, Pot of gold got me on easy street." Post went up, now it's viral. I'm still so drunk, spinnin in a spiral (Whoa) [Instrumental solo] (Lucky me, unlucky him) (Final Chorus – Loud, Victorious, Full-On Pop Queen Mode) Leprechaun's gold, now it’s mine! Oooh oooh Hashtag Feelin’ famous, feelin’ fine! Oooh oooh Try and take it? Dude, don't lie— (Oooh oooh) The gold gave me power, now I can fly! (Whooo!) "Hey little man, you wish you were bigger, But let’s be clear, I’m the real gold digger… ewww not like that guys... gross [Whistle] (Talk - Playful, Drunk, Full of Attitude) (Caption this: "From broke to boss, thanks lil’ dude. #drunk luck, #magic queen vibes, #Lepre-Gone! YEEET!!! ") Haha [Whistle, fade out]