I don't think I'm ever going to win at Super Club Never ever going to win at Super Club I wish I didn't give a fuck But I swear I'll never ever win at Super Club I still can't get my head around all the rules What does this badge do, what does this colour mean What players should I be looking to scout What's the implications for my team I should have stacked my defence all along A balanced team does fuck all Is there a way to brake this cycle Of Chris and Dave winning the cup I don't think I'm ever going to win at Super Club Never ever going to win at Super Club I wish I didn't give a fuck But I swear I'll never ever win at Super Club Na na na Na na na Fuck your stupid fucking shitty super fucking club Na na na Na na na I'm just jealous. Pass the crispy crisps I'm sick and tired of rolling doubles for injuries Losing simmed games it's a total misery And when we're looking at the transfer list Look at the bank I ain't got money for shit Whilst I try to work my way up the league Another match ends in another defeat Is their a way that I can cheat without the others getting onto this stuff I don't think I'm ever gonna win at Super Club Never ever gonna win at Super Club I wish it didn't feel so rough But I swear I'll never ever win at Super Club Na na na Fuck your super fucking club Na na na Na na na Fuck your stupid super fucking club Na na na Na na na Fuck your stupid fucking super fucking club Pass the crispy crisps Pass the crispy fucking CRISPS! Woah oh oh Super Club Woah oh oh Super Club Woah oh oh Super Club Crisps Preferably Salt and Vinegar [fade out]
