Crypto Bro

[Verse 1] Yo, listen up, here's the tale of a bro, Got caught up in crypto, thought he'd be rolling in dough. Started with Bitcoin, thought he'd be the kingpin, But ended up broke, now he's feeling like a has-been. Bought some Dogecoin, thought he'd reach the moon, But when it crashed hard, he felt like a buffoon. Ethereum, Litecoin, every coin he could find, But all he got left is regret and decline. [Chorus] He's a crypto bro, thought he'd be a pro, But now he's down and out, living life so low. Lost his cash flow, now he's feeling so hollow, Gotta flip some burgers, living in his momma's condo. [Verse 2] Spent his nights on Reddit, chasing every trend, Hoping for a pump, but it was all pretend. Joined some Telegram groups, fell for every scam, Now he's checking his wallet, just an empty ham. Saw Elon's tweets, thought he had the cheat code, But all he got was wrecked, feeling like a lost toad. From Lambos to Ramen, life took a cruel twist, Now he's serving fries, reminiscing what he missed. [Chorus] He's a crypto bro, thought he'd be a pro, But now he's down and out, living life so low. Lost his cash flow, now he's feeling so hollow, Gotta flip some burgers, living in his momma's condo. [Bridge] Should've done some research, but he dove right in, Now he's counting pennies, what a tragic sin. Learned a hard lesson, in the crypto game, Now he's just a cautionary tale, with no fame. [Chorus] He's a crypto bro, thought he'd be a pro, But now he's down and out, living life so low. Lost his cash flow, now he's feeling so hollow, Gotta flip some burgers, living in his momma's condo. [Outro] So if you're chasing riches in the crypto scene, Remember our bro's story, don't be so keen. Do your due diligence, don't get caught in the flow, Or you might end up like him, a crypto bro. [End]