[Verse 1: Female Clown] He’s always trippin’ over his big shoes, (Male Clown: Size 22, baby!) Can’t juggle a thought, but he juggles balloons. (Male Clown: [HONK HONK]) Still, I’d run away with him to the big top, (Male Clown: Get the tiny car ready—let’s pop!) [Verse 2: Male Clown] She’s got a laugh that can fill a whole tent, (Female Clown: [HAHAHA]!) And a squirt flower ready wherever she went. (Female Clown: Surprise!) She bakes pies that we throw, not eat— But in her clown heart, she’s always sweet. [HONK HONK HONK] [Chorus: Both] And she ca-ca-ca-can honk my horn [HONK HONK], Honk my horn [HONK HONK], All in one moment. When the world feels so gray [AIRHORN BLAST], And he ca-ca-ca-can paint it red [SPLAT!], Paint it red [HONK HONK], With a pie to the face. We’re silly, we’re bright, we’re clowns in love, We’re fools for each other—and fools for fun! [HONK HONK SPLAT!] [Verse 3: Female Clown] He never skips leg day on that unicycle, (Male Clown: One wheel, infinite power!) His pants are baggy, but his love is tight-full. (Male Clown: Aww, you’re killin’ me!) He’s the king of slapstick and banana peels, (Male Clown: Whoops!) But he’s got the humor to heal what feels real. [Verse 4: Male Clown] She’s a queen with her rainbow wig, (Female Clown: Flawless!) And her kazoo solos make my heart dance a jig. (Female Clown: [TOOT TOOT]!) When I’m lost in the circus of life and despair, She honks my nose and reminds me she’s there. [HONNNNNK] [Chorus: Both] And she ca-ca-ca-can honk my horn [HONK HONK], Honk my horn [HONK HONK], All in one moment. When the world feels so gray [AIRHORN BLAST], And he ca-ca-ca-can paint it red [SPLAT!], Paint it red [HONK HONK], With a pie to the face. We’re silly, we’re bright, we’re clowns in love, We’re fools for each other—and fools for fun! [HONK HONK SPLAT!] [Bridge: Both] Through the funhouse mirrors, we’ll always see, A wacky reflection of you and me. In the chaos of clowns, we found our tune, Under the light of a spotlight moon. [HONK HONK HONNNNK!] [Outro: Both] We’ll ride in our car with seventeen friends, To a love that juggles and never ends. (Male Clown: Pass the seltzer!) Our hearts will tumble and always gleam, In a circus of joy, we’ll live the dream. (Female Clown: [TOOT TOOT HONK SPLAT]!) [Kazoo solo fades into the distance as the clowns laugh maniacally.]
