Flat

(Shhhhh Shhhhhhh Shhhhhh) (shhhh Shhhh Shhhh) HEY, what is that sound (shhhh) OH (shh) is that a (shhh) hey can you please advise (shhh) how do I avoid a flat tire (shhhhh) no pressure (shhhh) this song about flat tires is POP n (shhhhhh) call da Docta, I heard heel change it fo a dolla (shhhhhh) sheet. I’m feeling a little deflated today (shhhhh) izzle (shhh) I would call my wife to come get me izzle (shhh) but I’m afraid it will RUBBER the wrong way izzle (shhhhhh) IT (Shhhhh) she’s Italian and she made me use these new Italian tires (shhhhh) day go farther (shh) day go longer (shh) day go faster (shh) but when day go flat (shh) day go WOP, WOP, WOP fo shizzle (shhh) OH (shhhh) IT, this is where the rubber meets the road (shh) this is a very TIRED Dad joke (shh) (shh) the punch line went flat (sh) (sh) can you pump me up with a nutha joke (sh) (sh) (sh) sheesh n I can’t afford to fix a flat because I’m broke (sh) (sh (sh) (sh) broker den a egg yolk (shhh) (sh) (sh) I’m sip n coke n have n a smoke while I wait for the bloke to open up his bike shope (shhh) (sh) (sh) this is flatter than yo mom oh (sh) (sh) (sh) yo mama so flat, white and tall, when she fell people used her as a sidewalk (shhhhhhhh) utt up (sh) (sh) NAILED IT (sh) (sh) (sh) my tire is flat ah den yo momma yo (shhhhhh) lets patch it up n hit da city (sh) (sh) flatter than a fried egg tittie (shhhhhhh) (shhhhh) (shhhhhh) (Shhhhh Shhhhhhh Shhhhhh) (shhhh Shhhh Shhhh) HEY, what is that sound (shhhh) OH (shh) is that a (shhh) hey can you please advise (shhh) how do I avoid a flat tire (shhhhh) no pressure (shhhh) this song about flat tires is POP n (shhhhhh) call da Docta, I heard heel change it fo a dolla (shhhhhh) sheet. I’m feeling a little deflated today (shhhhh) izzle (shhh) I would call my wife to come get me izzle (shhh) but I’m afraid it will RUBBER the wrong way izzle (shhhhhh) IT (Shhhhh) she’s Italian and she made me use these new Italian tires (shhhhh) day go farther (shh) day go longer (shh) day go faster (shh) but when day go flat (shh) day go WOP, WOP, WOP fo shizzle (shhh) OH (shhhh) IT, this is where the rubber meets the road (shh) this is a very TIRED Dad joke (shh) (shh) the punch line went flat (sh) (sh) can you pump me up with a nutha joke (sh) (sh) (sh) sheesh n I can’t afford to fix a flat because I’m broke (sh) (sh (sh) (sh) broker den a egg yolk (shhh) (sh) (sh) I’m sip n coke n have n a smoke while I wait for the bloke to open up his bike shope (shhh) (sh) (sh) this is flatter than yo mom oh (sh) (sh) (sh) yo mama so flat, white and tall, when she fell people used her as a sidewalk (shhhhhhhh) utt up (sh) (sh) NAILED IT (sh) (sh) (sh) my tire is flat ah den yo momma yo (shhhhhh) lets patch it up n hit da city (sh) (sh) flatter than a fried egg tittie (shhhhhhh) (shhhhh) (shhhhhh)